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It’s the morning after the dinner party, and, yes, Jessika is regretting the time she tried to steal two women’s husbands on national television.
She’s hungover with shame and knows she’s about to get in trouble from a) her husband, b) the other contestants and c) John Aiken.
Speaking of husbands Jessika tried to steal, Dan is moving into his apartment with Tamara and says, “This is a bit FLASH isn’t it,” and no. Not really.
He admits to his wife that he ‘thinks’ Jessika may have had the ‘wrong intentions’ when she began stripping at the dinner table, yelled ‘YOU’RE A MEWL NOTTA SNAK,’ and then publicly offered him an ambiguous sexual favour involving his butthole.
Oh.
Over at Martha and Michael's place, Martha has transformed the entire apartment into a make up studio and how did she get away with it.
Michael places a blueberry on what is clearly her bronzer table and he apologises for existing in what is now a medium-sized Mecca store.