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    6 hours ago

    It’s 11:30 and instead of writing I’m stalking the bagdog instagram account.

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    6 hours ago
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    The other day, I had to wrestle this gent to the ground to take away the DISEMBODIED DUCK LEG COMPLETE WITH WEBBED FOOT that he found in the park. I am not yet forgiven.

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  4. 7 hours ago

    this list of things this good pup bellew tried to eat in the last two days is a tribute to his determination and dedication to the craft tbh

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    things i have had to pry out of his wolfjaws in the last 48 hours: a plum on the street chicken bones paper towels THE SAME STREET PLUM more paper towels
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  5. 7 hours ago

    we are going to need a bigger lecture hall also one with a snack bar tbh

    "ok welcome to 'is your dog a good dog' lets get started every body line up with their dogs" "this is a good dog" "yep, this one is also a v good dog" "good dog" "good dog" "good dog"
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    8 hours ago

    😴

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    8 hours ago

    Temporary reunion with this angel to get her healthy for her spay day 💜

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    8 hours ago

    Neno didn’t do anything wrong other than being in the wrong place at the wrong time. It wasn’t his fault that the shelf (or other heavy objects) fell on top of him. It wasn’t his fault that the obtained injury wasn’t taken care of properly and now he walks funny and has trouble

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    8 hours ago
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    Here’s our 2 week old new baby girl, Lucy. She can’t wait to come home.

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    8 hours ago

    the gentleness and poignancy in the way she stands up 😭

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    hope this video of a baby raccoon playing with bubbles makes your day better
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    Feb 20

    Good evening from the squad

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  14. 8 hours ago

    is every bodys twitter trends list just an utter disaster rn or just mine

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    8 hours ago
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    woof

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    9 hours ago

    Is that thread about the most on-brand moments of your childhood so going around? Because here’s one from my teen years.

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    8 hours ago

    I lost a solid half hour of my work day playing with a v v good boy in training called Volly from and I’m not even mad. 😍 c:

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  18. 8 hours ago

    😹

    White House pool van has a malfunctioning horn that is constantly going off as we wind our way through Hanoi
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    9 hours ago

    The first picture was cute but this one is CHEF KISS perfect.

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  20. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Everyone say BLESS U

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