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@absaxonlad

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Stroudsburg, PA
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Joined September 2017
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Sep 11

    Wish I never touched this site

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  2. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    :)

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  3. Retweeted
    19 hours ago

    the smash DLC pack we deserve

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    Oct 8

    its only me and this girl on a google doc rn... my palms are so sweaty

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    3 hours ago

    (cc )

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    6 hours ago

    off a flintstones vitamin rn bout to act up

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    5 hours ago

    niggas will listen to frank ocean , but won’t be frank about the pollution in our oceans

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    23 hours ago

    ON OCTOBER 9, 2007 I UPLOADED "THE GUMMY BEAR SONG" TO A YOUTUBE CHANNEL CALLED ICANROCKYOURWORLD!!!!! HAPPY 12TH BIRTHDAY TO "THE GUMMY BEAR SONG"!!!!!! THANK YOU SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR SINGING ALONG AND JOINING ME ON THIS GUMMIRRIFIC ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!! 💚💚🐻💚🐻💚🐻

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    20 hours ago

    no cap inequality is not a vibe

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    Oct 9

    Jeff Kaplan Calmly Explains Why It’s Important to Balance Human Rights With Chinese Money

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    Sep 30

    me , on my knees : please spotify not again spotify : thanks for listening to THROBBING GRISTLE . would you be interested in CAR SEAT HEADREST

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  12. Retweeted
    Oct 7

    the joker but he laughs like seth rogen

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    Oct 8

    The moment the song kicks in in this Maroon 5 video is so fucking funny and I can’t believe it’s supposed to be taken seriously.

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    Oct 8
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    Oct 6

    WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN BASED ON YOUR BIRTH MONTH: January: January February: February March: March April: April May: May June: June July: July August: August September: September October: October November: November December: December

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    Oct 6

    Hey, remember when Jeffrey Epstein got killed 2 months ago right before he was about to snitch on a ton of global elites and people just kinda forgot about it?

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    Oct 7
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    Oct 7
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    Crab with a pen??? 🆗 he do be lookin kinda smart tho

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    Oct 6

    爱国为了活着

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  20. Retweeted
    Oct 7

    If you listen to women you might actually keep one interested 💁🏻‍♂️

    Replying to @jamesblake
    Cuck
    62 replies 407 retweets 4,121 likes
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    Oct 7

    Ambitious Slut Bitches Are Giving An Advanced Form Of Blowjob New Techniques That Keep Cumming Out Through Excessive Hospitality, And Incredible Pleasures That Keep Getting Better And Better

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