Jacob

@jacobmoron

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Joined April 2015
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    22 Apr 2016

    Get you a man that can do both

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  2. Retweeted
    21 hours ago

    oh come on

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    Mar 23

    The sudden collapse of AirBNB has been, legitimately, the funniest fucking thing I’ve watched play out this past month.

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    Mar 22

    "We can't return to normal, because the normal that we had was precisely the problem."

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    Mar 23

    This donut looks del-CRAP

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    23 hours ago

    (When a wise-woman’s potion of radish and cropleek does no grace to the malady) Fuck dude

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    Mar 22

    Me: “These edibles are trash, I don’t feel shit!” Me 20 minutes later:

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    Mar 23

    Damn If That Ain’t Right!!!

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    Mar 22

    I wonder if any of ’s supporters know that he was forced to drop out of the primary for Prez in 1988 after it was discovered he was a pathological liar and a serial plagiarist...

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    Mar 23

    The Democratic Party moved heaven and earth to secure the nomination of a senile, dying man in the midst of the biggest crisis in American history. All to keep their donors happy. If you don't recognize the Democrats as the arch-enemies of humanity, you might be Matthew Yglesias.

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  11. Mar 22

    I just flew in from Chicago, and boy, are my arms ti*cough coughing cough cough hack choigh cock couph coff sneezes*

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    Mar 22

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    Mar 21

    Guy on the right looking kinda familiar

    Seventeen years ago today the Iraq War began. The conflict would kill hundreds of thousands of Iraqis, most of whom were civilians.
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    Mar 22

    Mayors of USA: “Go to the gym. Go get somethin’ to eat. We will get through this.” Mayors of Italy: “Excuse me but where the FUCK are you going!?”

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    Mar 21

    therapist: ill-fitting suit chicago mayor isn’t real, she can’t hurt you i’ll-fitting suit chicago mayor:

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  16. Mar 22

    I want all my friends who just became unemployed to know that I've been stealing more the usual from my work in yous guy's honor

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    Mar 20

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    Mar 21

    hi . you are a passionate anti-corruption advocate. a 2020 candidate bypassed FEC regulations and set up a Super PAC just to get a $15 million contribution from a single billionaire. you should look into that. queen.

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    Mar 21

    "Xen how is it in New York right now?"

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    Mar 8

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    Mar 20

    how many fucking times did Warren supporters use “kids in cages” as an ideological bludgeon. re-education cannot come soon enough

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