Boring List Of 7 Trucks We Only Put Online Because It Wasn’t Too Much Work
Whatever. Here are seven trucks. This list was super easy to make, and that’s the only reason we did it. You can take it or leave it, no skin off our backs.
A Titan Of Sport: This Man At The Gym Is All-Out Sprinting On The Treadmill In Cargo Shorts While Watching Old Episodes Of ‘River Monsters’ On A Microsoft Surface Tablet
Open your eyes and bear witness to a display of athleticism unmatched even by the most elite Olympians in all of history: This man at the gym is all-out sprinting on the treadmill in cargo shorts while watching old episodes of River Monsters on a Microsoft Surface tablet.
Caving To Blackmail: Jeff Bezos Has Shut Down ‘The Washington Post’ After ‘The National Enquirer’ Threatened To Publish Photos Revealing He’s Bald
Last week, Jeff Bezos bravely stood up to The National Enquirer, publicly announcing that the tabloid tried to blackmail him with nude photos. However, today, the Amazon founder is singing a different tune and has shut down The Washington Post entirely after The National Enquirer threatened to publish pictures…
Unconstitutional Presidency: The Constitution Clearly States That It Is Illegal For A Dumb Orange Man To Be President
America continues to suffer the national embarrassment that is Donald Trump, but according to law, he shouldn’t even be allowed to sit in the Oval Office. Unfortunately, Mr. Trump, the U.S. Constitution clearly states that it is illegal for a dumb, orange man to be president.
4 Books That Would Be Better If They Weren’t About Harry Potter
Every now and then, a book comes along that seems destined to become a classic until it gets completely ruined by focusing on the boy wizard Harry Potter. Here are four books that would be much better if they weren’t about Harry Potter.
I Was There When Tommy Lee Honked A Boat Horn With His Penis In The Sex Tape He Made With Pamela Anderson And I Did Nothing
There is so much in this world that is out of our control. Earthquakes, floods, famine, epidemics. That’s why opportunities where we have the power to step up and stop something that we know in our hearts is wrong remain the ultimate test of our character. This is a test that I sadly must confess I have failed to such…
A Love That Transcends Time And Space: This Elderly Couple Died Within 8 Years Of Each Other
Brace yourself, because here comes a story that will make you believe in the amazing, transcendent power of true love: This elderly couple died within eight years of each other.
Seems Extreme: Jacob Farted During Math And The Marines Wheeled Him Out Of The Classroom In One Of Those Hannibal Lecter Straitjacket Things With The Muzzle
A serious situation is currently unfolding in Mrs. Shaffer’s algebra 1 class, and as more details emerge, it’s becoming pretty tough to view the whole thing as anything other than a massive overreaction: Jacob farted during math and the Marines immediately busted in to wheel him out of the classroom in one of those…
5 Tokyo Buildings Godzilla Spared Because He Was Considering Having His Bar Mitzvah There
When Godzilla rampaged through the streets of Tokyo, destroying everything and anything in his path, he made sure to spare these five buildings because he was considering having his bar mitzvah there.
Hot Hot Hollywood: Tim Cook And Malala Yousafzai Were Spotting Together Dragging Their New Bunk Bed Down The Santa Monica Freeway
If you’re anything like us, you simply can’t stop getting enough of the glitz and glamour of Hollywood where the stars never set! And this latest round of news out of Tinseltown is going to have you swooning and loving celebrities: Tim Cook and Malala Yousafzai were just spotted together dragging their new bunk bed…
The Saga Continues: J.K. Rowling Has Revealed That Harry Potter Currently Suffers From Erectile Dysfunction Which He Treats Using A Proprietary Blend Of Medicinal Herbs Available For $49.99 On Rowling’s Personal Website
Harry Potter fans are always hungry for more fascinating insights about the amazing Wizarding World, and J.K. Rowling just provided us with another wonderful tidbit: She has revealed that Harry Potter currently suffers from erectile dysfunction,which he treats using a proprietary blend of medicinal herbs available for…
Hell Fucking Yes: Your White Yoga Teacher Is Throat Singing And Playing Bansuri Flute Music And If That’s Cultural Appropriation It’s All On Them But Super Fun For You
Okay, this rules in so many ways. Yoga is a great way to remain limber and tone your muscles, but today you have a whole new reason to get excited while practicing your downward dog: Your white yoga teacher is throat singing and playing bansuri flute music and if that’s cultural appropriation it’s all on them but…
Unbridled Gluttony: This Hedonistic Boy Read All The Weekly Fun Facts From His School Planner In A Single Class
In this age of overindulgence, one student at Hillsborough Middle School has taken excess to a shocking new level: This hedonistic boy read all the weekly fun facts from his school planner in a single class.
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