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Makes time to watch TV in between reading all of the books. Contributor to and more.

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    21 Apr 2018

    Be the unlikable female narrator you want to see in the world.

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  2. 5 hours ago

    I just did a tweet that was so bad I’m seeing subtweets about it and I’m starting to feel... powerful?

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  3. 5 hours ago

    Sorting hat hack: the ones who still to this day shit themselves while conversing in public are Slytherins.

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  4. 5 hours ago

    Love when authors looking for book recs say they’ve “fucking hated everything lately,” as if theirs is the only shit that doesn’t stink.

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  5. 6 hours ago

    The big question re: Adèle by Leila Slimani is whether the American reading public will be more scandalized by a novel about a self-destructive female sex addict than by a novel in which a nanny murders children.

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    Jan 2

    Customs Officer: You’re a writer? What do you write? Me: Fiction, mostly. CO: Have you ever written romance? Me: I haven’t - maybe one day. CO: They say that is the hardest story to tell.

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    Jan 3

    Dance like Republicans won’t stop watching ten years later.

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  8. Jan 3

    Becoming a hoarder to own Marie Kondo.

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  9. Jan 3

    Why is the expression “eat the rich” when I would not want to put them anywhere near my mouth?

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  10. Jan 3

    My new vacation nemeses: a dude flying a drone directly above my head while his wife complains that “smaller houses” are being built in their subdivision.

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    Jan 2

    i can think of better ways to save money

    The Year I Resolved to Stop Buying Books
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    21 Apr 2018

    Be the unlikable female narrator you want to see in the world.

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    Jan 2
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    goodreads is like going to a comedy club. regular morons who feel powerful for this brief moment in time show up hostile and demanding you fulfill some unknowable desire of theirs or they scream at you because they spent $12 girl fuck that.

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  14. Jan 2

    Keep it.

    You can now listen to an unabridged audio book of Karl Ove Knausgaard's My Struggle...but it lasts 133 hours.
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    Jan 2

    McNally Jackson Books will Remain at its Longtime Prince Street Shop

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  16. Jan 2

    2019 is already amazing, book-wise.

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    Jan 1

    We can start by treating women as candidates for president, not homecoming queen.

    How does Elizabeth Warren avoid a Clinton redux — written off as too unlikable before her campaign gets off the ground?
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  18. Jan 1

    Oops, I'm working on a 2019 books preview and I just realized I used the word "xenophobic" in 3 separate blurbs.

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  19. Jan 1

    The stage version of Annie has a song that’s just about how bad Herbert Hoover was at being president. School musicals in a decade or two will be WILD.

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  20. 31 Dec 2018

    To everyone I love on here. The rest of you are blocked anyway. 🥂

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    31 Dec 2018

    Praying for a great douchebag reckoning in the new year.

    May bad, entitled people face consequences for their actions in 2019.
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