Nick Coelius

@NCoelius

Actor, Voiceover Artist, Software Engineer, Man About Town. More Neanderthal variants than 99% of the 23AndMe Community. IG:

Los Angeles, CA
nickactor.com
Iscrizione a febbraio 2009
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  1. Tweet fissato
    29 gen

    Oh hey, it’s my new reel! Check it out and let me know what you think!

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    16 ore fa

    You know who probably doesn’t have 1 case of Covid? That island of people who shoot intruders with arrows on sight. God bless them and I hope they are doing well.

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  3. 25 lug

    I have a joke, but you won’t be able to hear it until a female writer comes up with it 10 minutes ago and a male writer appropriates it as his own now.

    I have a joke but you won’t be able to hear it until a male writer repeats it as his own ten minutes later.
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  4. 25 lug

    Fuck the haters, is an incredible game. Gorgeous drawn, beautifully written. Well done, et al

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    Don't forget! When you get into your new job, rebase-squash the codebase into 1 commit with the message "Legacy code"

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    being a senior software engineer means being able to architect an entire end-to-end application in your head but having to Google how to check if a JS array contains an element because you can only remember how to do it in three other languages

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    Snoop & DMX freestyling is an advertisement for which drugs it’s ok to use heavily

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    Wow.

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    Thanks for asking ... there's a lot of misreporting out there about that briefing. The answer to your question is, I DID NOT. What I said was, "OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT TO ENGAGE."

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    Question for - Did you really say “Okay, you’re a lying bitch” about
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    It’s about time. This tweet works on multiple levels.

    Christopher Nolan's delayed indefinitely
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    Find the remedy.

    A dolphin flying past the moon next to a pirate ship. On calm nights the old men would gather to tell stories. Tell of the moon dolphin a young man would say. Avast, they are but a child's fantasy. Fool, they're alive and sail to this day. Listen close you'll hear their call for humanity. Find the remedy, find the remedy, find the remedy on CPSC.gov
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    17 lug

    check in on your friends with thick, lustrous hair. we haven’t had hairstylists coo ‘wow so much hair’ to us in months and we’re suffering

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    I am single because of sexism

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    No regrets. Here, Right Matters!

    This enrages me. Look at the date and it will enrage you too.
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    I'm quitting comedy. I'm a model now. RT please, my first client could be on your timeline.

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    15 lug

    Thanks to blizzard I have 15 Scholomance Bundles to giveaway!!! To enter: Twitter: 🔥 Follow 🔥 Like 🔥 Retweet Twitch: 🔥 Follow 🔥 Be there live for daily giveaways GLHF ❤️🥳🔥🤗

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    The most expensive cab ride in mythology occurred when Hades took Persephone to the underworld for six months and Demeter was running the whole time.

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    14 lug

    I'm no longer "live"-tweeting, rather five-minutes-behind tweeting, because Trump is lying so much I keep having to stop

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  20. 14 lug

    Working on my Vue.js and... "Let's ReVue...X" you absolute dork 😅 This is the kind of humor that makes tutorial videos fun, thanks!

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    11 lug

    I just started a new discord server which I'm calling "Trans Game Dev" - it's an invite only server exclusively a safe space for trans game developers. Send me a DM for invite. It's literally just me on there for now but hey could become a nice little space!

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