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    11 set 2018

    Plato’s Allegory of the Cave.

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  2. 38 minuti fa

    Stop letting magazines tell you you have to have the perfect beach body. EVERY body you find at the beach is a beach body.

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  3. 40 minuti fa

    THERAPIST: *Looking at my son’s birth certificate* So how did this make you feel? LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK FROM DUCKTALES - LOL, JK, THIS ISN’T THE OFFICIAL FORM RIGHT? I CAN CHANGE IT LATER?: Not great.

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  4. 48 minuti fa

    [Someone time travels back to help me but he arrives naked like in Terminator] TIME TRAVELER: No it’s okay, I’m from the future. ME: …That absolutely does not make it okay.

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    57 minuti fa
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  6. ha ritwittato
    13 gen

    THIS IS IT! Holiday Special Episode Four with is OUT! Truly a delightful chat with Mark and FUN clips from old episodes and just a nice time! Listen wherever you listen or here:

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    13 ore fa

    watching all episodes thru my phone camera now

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  8. ha ritwittato
    2 ore fa

    Here's a about how to draw comics

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  9. ha ritwittato
    7 ore fa

    "Hi, I'm Tom Brady"

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  10. ha ritwittato
    12 gen

    Bring your kid to work day

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  11. 12 ore fa

    CUSTOMER: This water is so bland. CHEF WHO’S ABOUT TO INVENT TEA: Oh you don’t like my water? Here, have some fucken leaves in it.

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  12. ha ritwittato
    18 ore fa

    Restaurants should offer a dessert called “Just One Spoonful Of Ice Cream From The Carton” that consists of three spoonfuls of ice cream from the carton, like you’d have at home.

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  13. 12 ore fa

    🎶Coming out of my cage And I've been doing not great On account of the cage, on account of the cage🎶

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  14. 14 ore fa

    Oh, your body’s a temple? You know what else was a temple? The Temple of Doom. That place also sucked.

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  15. ha ritwittato
    13 gen

    You: Hurt people hurt people Me, nodding: and sea turtles see turtles

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  16. ha ritwittato
    19 feb 2018

    I like to think Alvin and the Chipmunks were just regular chipmunks and Dave was a crazy person who thought he was their father/band manager.

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  17. 15 ore fa

    ME: I thought you said “nap battle.” RAP BATTLE HOST: You can’t possibly think I said that. How would we even judge— ME: *Already napping* HOST: Oh damn.

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  18. 15 ore fa

    Pound for pound, the parmigiano cheese is the most expensive food in the entire Olive Garden. And they will keep grating it until you say stop. I’m not telling you what to do with this information, but it’s here and I hope you use it.

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  19. ha ritwittato
    21 ore fa

    them: if all you did today was get out of bed, you succeeded me: ok I did not succeed

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  20. ha ritwittato
    22 dic 2018

    Me, trying to flirt with the Mormon missionary at my door: No sir, have YOU heard the Good News? IT'S THAT I'M SINGLE.

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  21. ha ritwittato
    30 ago 2018

    wife: [watching the news] some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium me: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

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