Last Call: It’s time to watch It’s A Wonderful Life again

It’s probably been a while. Time to remedy this! When I was a kid, my parents would let me stay up every Christmas Eve to watch It’s A Wonderful Life on the local PBS station at midnight, resulting in my own, very personal holiday tradition. Lucky for me, awesome local movie theater the Music Box here in Chicago now…

Make Appetizer-Worthy Hard-Boiled Eggs by Wrapping Them in Miso

In the case of the hard-boiled egg, the yolk provides all of the flavor. Though it is a reliable and easily accessible source of protein, the white is aggressively bland, and no fun at all without seasoning. Salt (obviously) works well, but if you wish to outright infuse the white of an egg with tons of nutty umami,…

Office potluck planning spirals to hell after reply-all email sent to 25,000 employees

Thousands of Utah state government employees last Friday perhaps became aware that Carol in human resources makes a mean spinach-artichoke dip, or that Barry in accounting won’t be able to participate in this year’s white elephant. That’s because a harmless email about an office’s holiday potluck gift exchange was…

Get Where You're Going Without Getting Dehydrated With Today's Drinkware Gold Box

The thirst is extremely real in winter. I mean literal thirst, like mouth parched, searching-for-the-nearest-vending-machine thirst. Don’t let the dry air defeat you! Zulu and Ello Drinkware starts at just $6 at Amazon today, and there are all kinds of stylish travel mugs and water bottles in the sale. Stop wasting…

Photoshopped image of Last Supper with Salt Bae leads to journalist's arrest

Folks, if you’re a Takeout reader who lives in these United States, here’s your daily reminder to cherish that First Amendment of ours, which says we’re protected in saying the stupid shit we sometimes say without the government slapping us on the wrist. Citizens of many countries don’t have that privilege, like for…

Commit to the KitchenAid Life With This Deal on a Stand Mixer and Spiralizer Attachment

Usually stand mixers and spiralizers are two totally separate kitchen appliances, but today, they’re joining forces for one delicious Gold Box deal. Amazon is currently offering up a KitchenAid stand mixer (in either silver, red, or aqua sky) and a spiralizer attachment for said mixer, all for $250.

Former Santa Claus opens private club for working Santas, complete with free booze, zero kids

London restaurant M. Victoria has opened a club that will, until Christmas Eve, cater to an incredibly specific clientele. (They’ll close after that, because the regulars are busy.) The members-only club, launched with help from Cockburn’s (a port brand), will welcome all beleaguered working Santas to an oasis free of…

Sexy-cow-logo ice cream shop owner blames “radical liberals” for store failure

Welp, if you were hoping to visit Montclair, New Jersey to check out Dairy Air (ha), the ice cream shop with the controversial logo featuring a sexy cow’s butt, you’re too late. After a full year of being open (and enduring the ensuing controversy), owner Anthony Tortoriello announces that the shop is now closing. You…

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