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  1. 2 hours ago

    There’s nothing as gross as a toddler deciding halfway through chewing a goldfish that he doesn’t want the other half.

  2. 14 hours ago

    How does a baby explore the world? How can they swim underwater? How do they communicate? And why do have temper tantrums? Find out more about the mystifying and fascinating lives of babies on , tonight at 9, only on .

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  3. 1 hour ago

    Not only is it a huge task to successfully feed ONE 2 -year-old, IT’S HARDER w/ twins. They never want the same food, or they hate my choices

  4. 5 hours ago

    Was just told "good luck" when putting the toddler down for nap. Ummm I don't need luck.

  5. 24 minutes ago

    Apparently, I’m an a$$hole cuz I made lasagna for dinner and the kids don’t want to eat it. 😑

  6. 17 hours ago

    Extracurricular activities: bogey butler

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  7. 4 hours ago

    Elliot is walking around with a 5lb bag of powdered sugar saying "Please? Please?" 🤷

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  8. 16 hours ago
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    Both cost parents a fortune, but you get more sleep with teeagers and take them the toilet a bit less. Vs 💷😴

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  9. 22 hours ago

    2yo: Momma. Momma. Momma... Me: I need to talk to Daddy. Will you please read a book? 2: Yeah! ...one minute passes... 2: Momma. Momma. Momma. Me: What? 2: Me reading.

  10. 2 hours ago

    Tonight during bathtime, our 2-year-old son asked to draw a butt on his rubber duckie. I freaking love .

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  11. 24 hours ago
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    My 3 year old said "mom has a penis" so now we are talking about body parts. He leads with, "you got eyes? I got eyes."

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  12. 11 hours ago

    Finally online! Sleep moderates the association between routines and emotion regulation for toddlers in poverty

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  13. Nov 28

    Good morning kitties 🐱

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  14. 2 hours ago
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    the are finally getting fed up with the and all the that is done 24/7 by all employees who are all cia agents who kidnapped in 1950 1960s and 1970s to cover up for their of ?

  15. Dec 1

    Having a toddler is never eating in peace again.

  16. 7 hours ago

    For BeepBeepDay toddlers enjoyed learning about road safety &🚦 - red for stop green for go. We then made biscuits and created our own traffic lights using green yellow and red icing.

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  17. Nov 30

    Wandering further into the forest with .

  18. 5 hours ago

    Day 2: Advent / I am participating in till the 25th of December. I've decided to recommend a book for toddlers every day until Christmas, and for today I've chosen: 'A Christmas Advent Story' by Ivy Snow

  19. 7 hours ago

    Learning to eat soup & grilled cheese, my 1.5 yo started dipping the grilled cheese in her soup like a sponge & just sucking the soup out of it, no bites! She then gave up on this & put her face in the bowl, sucking it up like she had a straw, only she didn’t.

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  20. 13 hours ago

    Yes, I am 30+ years old and yes, I will be watching tonight. Actually more precisely, I will be recording it and watching it over the next 6 days because .

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