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846 points · 13 days ago

Fastclap

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Clapping at a medium pace.

"Huh, must've been the wind. Whatever it is, s'gone now."

Depends on you race.

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Original Poster1 point · 13 days ago

In general.

Be judgmental

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Original Poster2 points · 13 days ago

I'm picturing a chest tattoo that says "Only God can judge me".

If Reddit has taught me anything, it's that the clip was supposed to end with wall squeeze dude being face blasted by those dual pistols.

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I say embrace it. Fucking stare them in the eyes and eat your shit like a savage. Add extra drool and everything.

I've had eczema for 24 years, and here are some products I swear by:

100% squalane oil - this is more expensive per ounce than hemp oil, but my god is it effective for flare-ups. Squalane is the hydrogenized form of squalene, an oil naturally found in your skin.

Cerave Moisturizing Cream - this is the holy grail for eczema lotion. It can sting when you put it on, if the flare-up is bad. It works really well when mixed with a few drops of squalane. Cerave's claim to fame is the ceramides. Skin with eczema is frequently lacking in these crucial lipids.

Colloidal Oatmeal Lotion - there are a few brands of these that are mostly the same, but this is the one I like. This is best for those really, really nasty flare-ups, especially the kind where you scratch yourself raw/bloody, because it's so gentle and thick.

Similarly, colloidal oatmeal for baths. If you've got a full-body flare-up going on, or a flare-up somewhere that lotion can't reach (like on your scalp), this can be incredibly soothing.

Dove Beauty Bar For Sensitive Skin - accept no substitutes. This is the only bar soap my skin can handle, and it is the only soap that every dermatologist I've ever seen has recommended for my eczema. That's because it's not technically soap, it's actually a gentle detergent mixed with moisturizer.

Sulfate-free shampoo - SLS, sodium lauryl/laureth sulfate, is a big trigger for me, and a common one. (I also have to use SLS-free toothpaste.) If you're prone to scalp flare-ups, this might be a good first line of defense. For a cheaper option, Johnson's Baby Shampoo is also sulfate-free.

If I sound like a brochure, I'm sorry. I've spent years dealing with this, and I'm kind of a skincare hobbyist (who also dabbles in hair care), so I've tried a lot of stuff.

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Who knew I would find so much useful information in r/trashy.

Serious question. Let's say everyone in the world had to do this. No opting out. Half of the world's population is instantly culled out. The other half lives and has a shit ton of money. But, now, the survivors all have the same amount of money. Is 1 bil still a lot of money?

5.6k points · 17 days ago

You vs. the guy everybody needs to be worried about

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But he's just a friend. You don't need to worry 'bout him. You're over reacting. Stop acting so jealous.

3.7k points · 17 days ago

I’ve never heard popcorn in the singular. It feels wrong.

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A kernel of popcorn.

It's future me's problem

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Has anyone said relevant username yet?

It's fine as long as A: They're okay with it. and B: it doesnt affect your sexual relationship at all in a negative way.

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Original Poster1 point · 19 days ago

And if they're not cool with it but the mood strikes you? Do it in secret or just deal with it?

I want audio on this so bad.

Imagine living life this way...perpetually dizzy. I'm kind of sad for kitty now.

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