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@BJMendelson

Author, comic book writer, and professional wrestling fan. Here, I write about those things. He/Him IG:

Joined January 2008
Born April 25

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    Dec 7

    My goal is to make everyone on the planet laugh. There's no way to do that without ruffling a few (hopefully minor!) feathers here and there. Just remember there's never any malice to anything I say. I'm here to entertain you and maybe flirt with . End of list.

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    24 minutes ago

    Missed the PRINCESS WHO SAVED HER FRIEND Kickstarter? Still time to pre-order before we ship in February! Check it out today!

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    13 hours ago

    was such a fun movie!! heres some sketches of Miles!

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    Dec 12

    how I read books: • I open a book, read one page, get distracted by 3848292 things OR • I binge read the entire thing in six hours & forget to eat. a meteor could hit earth & I wouldn’t know there’s literally no in between

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    This excellent Best and Worst also contains my thoughts on the end of the Mixed Match Challenge (fair warning, it's mostly a love letter to Carmella).

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    3 hours ago

    Google Assistant just said "awesome, I love that word" to me when I wasn't talking to it and now I have to burn my house down

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    -Toilet Paper -Batteries -Consistent self-confidence in the face of challenge All in bulk, please.

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    20 hours ago

    Just because someone isn’t attracted to you, doesn’t mean someone else won’t adore you. Stay true to yourself and never change in the hopes of acceptance

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    Say good riddance to a wretched 2018 and get on the 2019 roller coaster with me & as we BABBLE in the New Year with 2 epic shows at the on 12/31! To come eat, drink and be swear-y with the Babble boys, get your tickets here:

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    I mean, yes, my reference point is religious--the Torah teaches all human beings were created in the divine image. But even if yours isn't-- the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights, eg, as one point of reference, teaches that all people have inherent dignity and worth.

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    🐢🐢 April O' Neal + Baby Mutant Ninja Tortols 🐢🐢 One of the most fun commission prompt! 😭🙏 I had so much fun working on this!! 💖🤗 Materials: A4 Stathmore 300gsm paper Dong-A poster colors, Turner Acryl Gouache and Dr Ph Martin's watercolor

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    I'm also pretty sure "Fandom Jesus" is my new favorite phrase.

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    6 hours ago

    Science fiction writers on the future of work: Laurie Penny, Ken Liu, Charlie Jane Anders, Nisi Shawl, Martha Wells and others

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    6 hours ago
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  16. This would be an excellent way to clear out the party once you want everyone to leave.

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    Good morning! Click the link for my new vlog where I talk about upcoming videos and merch!!!

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    19 hours ago

    announcement! i’m looking to grow in 2019, so i’m currently looking for weird tv criticism pitches for guest posts, ~1k words for $300. running one each month, i’ve got nine more spots i’m looking to fill! plz send yr pitches to paperviewletter@gmail.com

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    6 hours ago

    Rebellion seeking a Lead Artist (Oxford, England)

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  20. I saw the special last night. It's fantastic and worth the watch.

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    6 hours ago

    tonight’s crowd can redeem this entire year of shitty Raws by chanting “PLEASE RETIRE” during the Vince segment

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