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    2 hours ago

    I’LL BE GONE IN THE DARK by , performed by and is a !!! Thank you !!!

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Decorator: Any music I listen to for inspiration? Melania: “Frankie Teardrop” or “Ghost Tape No. 10” from “Operation Wandering Soul”

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    19 hours ago

    If anyone doubts that the right wing base actually _enjoys_ seeing migrants suffer and would support lethal measures in a heartbeat, I invite you to visit the Breitbart comment section or reddit tonight and get an education in how they really think.

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    3 hours ago

    Imagine getting off on seeing children gassed

    Bum-rushing the border is a CHOICE and has consequences. Watching the USA FINALLY defend our borders was the HIGHLIGHT of my Thanksgiving weekend. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
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  5. 3 hours ago

    Don’t give Chipotle any ideas.

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    On Fox & Friends, Border Patrol Foundation president defends pepper spraying latinx migrants because “it’s natural. You could actually put it on your nachos and eat it.”
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    6 hours ago
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    The trees look like Handmaids.

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  7. 6 hours ago

    why r u alone

    The is sparkling for the Christmas season!
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  8. 6 hours ago

    Our country did this yesterday and it’s not even trending today. This rocketsled to nihilism is fun!

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    8 hours ago

    Brava Loretta McLaughlin who broke the Boston Strangler. “An editor disputed the worth of a series on the 4 dead women [who] were ‘nobodies,’ ” she wrote 30 yrs later. “...That was what made them so interesting . . . sisters in anonymity, like all of us.”

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    8 hours ago

    In our 2011 Music vs. Comedy Issue musicians and comedians interviewed each other: vs. , vs. , vs. , and vs. and . It's 50% off today, $3.25.

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    18 hours ago

    Albert Einstein was a refugee to the USA.

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  12. 19 hours ago

    I’m also not a scientist. I think we can solve global warming by shooting icebergs at the sun. Please have me on your news show to talk about science.

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    Right-wing panelist on Meet the Press on climate change: "I'm not a scientist ... We need to also recognize we had two of the coldest years, biggest drop in global temperatures that we have had since the 1980s, the biggest in the last 100 years. We don't talk about that."
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    Nov 23

    I replaced the Amazon can you feel it commercial music with the theme from Winter Soldier

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  14. 22 hours ago

    Thank you for that, but your graphic novel is a different beast entirely. Just amazing.

    Replying to @pattonoswalt @BirdcageBottom
    Oh wow, thanks Patton! As a fellow addict, I was frankly in awe at your level of intake in your SILVER SCREEN FIEND days. Hats off to the master.
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    Nov 25

    SCANDAL! caught in bathtub with punk icon! Sorta.

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  16. Nov 25

    Goddamn snaked another role from me. Story of my life.

    Shortly after not getting the callback from John Hughes, a dismayed moves on.
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  17. Nov 25

    Thank you for this amazing haul of your usual brilliant comics, including Jordan Jeffries’ MATINEE JUNKIE, which I’m afraid is gonna hit a little too close to home.

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    Nov 24

    Insurance groups are recommending GoFundMe as official policy - where customers can die if they can’t raise the goal in time - but sure, single payer healthcare is unreasonable. h/t

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  19. Nov 24

    “The Proud Boys reject anyone who is Nazi it alt-right.” Also, here’s their lawyer:

    Proud Boys are restructuring without Gavin McInnes & writing new bylaws, with lawyer Jason Van Dyke as chairman. It going to be tough to convince people they aren't a racist gang when their new leader sends tweets with racial slurs & a noose.
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    Nov 23

    THIS DESERVES ENDLESS RETWEETS

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