Naenae Teen

@sarahwedde

I've touched a dingo by the way.

Naenae, Aotearoa.
Joined February 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    8 minutes ago

    When you literally don't know where alcohol comes from.

    Replying to @reidwicks @TheSpinoffTV
    Can you grow alcohol in your backyard??!
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  2. 11 minutes ago

    Well I for one am looking forward to two years of people who regularly consume large amounts of alcohol lecturing the rest of us on the dangers of cannabis.

    Binding referendum on legalising cannabis for personal use will be held at the 2020 general election
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  3. 24 minutes ago

    It was this tree with the stupid beard if you want to avenge me.

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  4. 26 minutes ago

    Well a branch leapt off a tree and whacked me in the head which was very upsetting because I've only ever done my best to be a friend to nature.

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Can you even imagine the cat that shat this?!!

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  6. 2 hours ago

    The absolute state of this.

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  7. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    I told Jolene it was time for a bath, then got distracted. When I walked by the bathroom to find her, she was way ahead of me.

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  8. 3 hours ago

    Oh how quickly "it's about safe spaces for women" becomes "defund this support organisation for trans children" when people forget to stick to the script.

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  9. 4 hours ago

    The world's most depressed people start their day at 3am so shamed out to be you, "successful people".

    The world's most successful people start their day at 4 a.m.
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    8 hours ago

    Graham Linehan managed to get the Lottery to review its funding of a trans kids charity. 80% suicidal ideation rate. 40% of trans people will attempt suicide. Huge waiting lists. But go ahead and say nothing about what he is doing because you liked Father Ted, or you're his mate.

    This is what hatchet reporting and online mobs produce...
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  11. 5 hours ago

    Day 18: Pocket shrine! Holy Mary, Mother of God, please make Christmas be over. Amen.

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  12. 16 hours ago

    Blessed to listen to Her Highness as she delivers her Speech from the Throne.

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  13. Retweeted
    17 hours ago

    Hoping to encourage my 7 yo into being a surgeon I sat him down in front of a news story on the separation of conjoined twins. “You could do that you know,” I said. “What, get stuck to someone?” He replied. 😭😂

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  14. 19 hours ago

    I made a jackfruit curry. It's like a normal curry but with stringy bits in it.

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  15. 20 hours ago

    Also what is with these creeps who set up "advocacy" groups with nonsense names like "Speak Up For Women" and "Family First"? Delusions of grandeur? A desperate need for media attention that their own sad fuck opinions would never garner?

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  16. 20 hours ago

    WHAT THE DAMN FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU'RE SO DESPERATE TO HIT CHILDREN YOU ABSOLUTE PERVERTS.

    Spanking Children Might Not Be That Harmful, Stetson Professor Finds Ferguson admits there is liberal bias amongst peers in clinical psychology field, & moral push in academia for elimination of spanking.
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  17. 22 hours ago

    "Shop your pantry" desperation level:

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  18. Dec 16

    Don't move to Naenae unless you're okay with early morning gang meetings in your backyard.

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  19. Dec 16

    Day 17: Finally snack day.

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  20. Dec 15

    Even though I gave birth to them both, I still can't tell them apart.

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