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@FoxesSox

Impassioned liberal. Political fangirl. Friend of the Pod. nerd. single af. I use the F-word a lot. she/her

Northern VA & Pawnee, IN
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  1. 21 minutes ago

    Now my dad wants to get me new sneakers. I think these are fine. Yes that’s my toe.

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    Dec 13

    They just CGI’d an entire cast of humans to look like cats for a whole movie. Singing and dancing. No more excuses for not using a disabled person to play an Abled-turned-disabled person for part of a movie.

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  3. Dec 13

    LOL I just randomly messaged the wrong person at work about both Indigo Girls being lesbians

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  4. Dec 12

    Love you guys over there. ❤️

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  5. Dec 12

    For fucks sake the dumbest fucking people can be successful in this country if they’re white and not ugly

    Ever notice the people that embrace Climate Change do not believe In the DEEPSTATE. The deep state is eiser to explain than global warming, especially when it's snowing. That'a a challenge.
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  6. Dec 12

    I would rather have five extra dollars in my December paycheck than take a Saturday night to hang out in a ballroom with my coworkers

    Abolish office holiday parties. If someone in your firm wanted to hang out with you they would have done it by now.
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  7. Dec 12

    Do polka dots have anything to do with polka music?

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    Dec 12

    The President is a stupid asshole and if you voted for him you’re a stupid asshole and if you still support him you’re a stupid asshole. Oh no this Tweet is going to make all the stupid assholes not like me waaaaah

    So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!
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  9. Dec 12

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  10. Dec 11

    “Man, I hope I didn’t already take this today.” - Me, taking my antidepressant every day since 1997

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  11. Dec 11

    meh

    Once upon a time, these nominees for Male Actor in a Leading Role captivated us all - congratulations to , , , , !
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  12. Dec 11

    1997 was 12 years ago

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  13. Dec 11

    Just advertise the ticket as costing $70 FFS

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  14. Dec 11

    Secret Santa gifts purchased ✅

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  15. Dec 11

    I turned a corner this year when I started buying uncrustables

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  16. Dec 10

    Cher singing atop an animatronic elephant because of course

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    Dec 10

    There’s never been a candidate in history to hold a town hall ~IN IOWA~ to tell them why they shouldn’t go first. As says, “Whether I’m running for president or you never hear from me again—that’s just the truth.”

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  18. Dec 10

    Zero percent surprised

    THE GUY WHO SLAPPED THE JOURNALIST LIVE ON AIR IS A FUCKING YOUTH MINISTER, ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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  19. Dec 9

    Back in my day we didn’t have urban dictionary. We had to discretely ask a sympathetic friend and hope they wouldn’t roast us.

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