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My daughter’s middle school had a lockdown today because a student had a gun 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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good morning to everyone who is tired bc elections. this is for you
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Ya PTM estoy harta que esperamos a resolver todo a ultimo momentoHARTA YAAAAA
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tfw someone dodges a simple yes or no question when asked if Biden won fair and square 😱
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Ya dijo el Tío Bernardo, eh
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Inflation Rate
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No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.
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No. Inflation is not going up in the U.S. because the working class got a $1,400 check 19 months ago. Multinational corporations are jacking up prices worldwide.
Arizona GOP candidate who said he wanted “our children protected [from] the progressive left" was arrested for masturbating outside of a preschool
“I’m sorry. I fucked up. I’m really stressed.”
Officials say it's too late to remove him from the ballot
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I hate it when my man is asleep. Wake up! I wanna TALK
Accommodating depression: A student struggling with major depression fell off the face of the earth for a few weeks. They resurfaced and asked if they could make up the work they missed. I said of course. They were confused. "Will I get points marked off?" 1/5
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Man stops to rescue kitten, gets ambushed by platoon
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OMG??????????????
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It’s actually cruel to not have your boyfriend find your phone when it falls behind furniture and go to the store for two things. They’re so desperate to have little tasks that they’re forced to go into imaginary video game worlds if you don’t make them refill your water glass
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I’ve cried like 3 times today WTF is going on 😭😭😭
Titties or ass?
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lmao.
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Did you know that with an insurance card you’re entitled to four free boxes of two COVID tests per month from CVS or Walgreens?
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Regalos 🅱️ergas 🚬
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Whole house mad 😂
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Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
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Sigo encabronada Y TODO ES SU CULPA CHINGADO ERA PARA QUE FUÉRAMOS CAMPEONES ESTA TEMPORADA LCDSMMMMMMMMMMN
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El SIIUUU de la afición con el gol de Damm. 🫶🏻🦅
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Que chingue a su madre Dave Roberts
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Watch the whole video.
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Next thing you know you’ll be 36 and wanting to go to Vermont to see the fall leaves
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Thousands of Oaxaqueños just marched to LA City Hall with signs like “Fuck your Eurocentric beauty standards” and “Resign Cedillo and de León.” Now they’re dancing to a live jarabe band in front of City Hall
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It's currently cheaper to rent in Tokyo, Paris, or Reykjavik than in Boise or Spokane.
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Twitter people are so dramatic
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Lo que más me gusta hacer en la chamba es hacerme pendeja 😆
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The feminism leaving my body when it’s time to take out the trash
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check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
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Que envidia doña, a mí ni los buenos días me dicen jajaja
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Oh girl. Don’t do this. We all love your little cash register gun song. Don’t ruin it. Just eat your food
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the Thin Instagram Line represents our hard working social media managers who put their lives on the line every day serving up relatable brand content to target audiences, ignoring upset boomers, and saying "it's been literal years since i was an intern"
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