Mindy KalingVerified account

@mindykaling

Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  2. Hey lady. I truly wish I could come chill with you while you go through this. I would love to send you some fun distraction materials. I will have someone get in touch with you about it. Best of luck from the bottom of my heart. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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  3. Ahhh congrats! I think it’s so nice when a director meets all the cast and crew and shakes their hand and introduces themselves the first day. Takes a long time but it feels so special

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  4. Omg Colette and her pearl necklaces when she was dressed up of course!

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  5. My jetlag continues but my is coming to an end. That was so fun! Thanks for keeping me company, it sure is nice to know you’re out there. ❤️

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  6. I love Julia, Abby, Oscar and Elmo has always been very kind to me (this made me laugh to write)

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  8. Jerry Seinfeld and Paul Simon for one night in LA in 2005 I think? Somehow and I got tickets. I laughed, I cried, it made me love Jewish men

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  9. Oh god it’s horrible. I always steal plastic bags before I go on a trip for this reason! 👋🏾

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  10. So many good ones! Lately I’ve been remembering how fantastic was. So funny and precise. Babe too obvs.

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  11. Like being the head of a company that makes cool new tech and every time you come home your favorite employee shows you something really cool they’ve been working on

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  12. Remember that the horribleness you feel now will one day make you roll your eyes. Good luck, friend

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  13. Drinks in plane are insanely strong for me. Dehydration and recirculated air maybe? One rum and coke and I’m like Kristen wiig on that plane in bridesmaids! 🙄

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  14. I’m in London for it! Would love some tips! Birthday party in Hyde park? It’s probably too cold but would love to take her to the Princess Diana fountain!

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  15. Great question. I say, as much as you can with all available napkins and then a huge tip!

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  16. Mindy London Jet Lag Ask Me Anything for a bit!

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  17. We hired the brilliant production designer, Patrick Rolfe, to do in large part because he designed Padd 2. The sets on that movie are beyond magical. The prison! The rare book store! Hugh Grants nightmarish thespian room of fading sanity!

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  18. Jet lagged in london thought: do londoners understand the international effect of Paddington on the city? It’s like those “sex and the city bus tour stopping at magnolia bakery” level interest from me

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  19. One time when i was a kid leaving Arachnaphobia in theaters with a babysitter, i thought i smelled a skunk in the movie parking lot, and she said it wasn’t a skunk it was marijuana and I looked at her like WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME

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  20. Retweeted
    Nov 9

    This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political. I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth. This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

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