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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

    344 replies 3,799 retweets 17,104 likes
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  2. 29 minutes ago

    "Let us never forget how WWE continues to affect all of us, and how these brave men dedicated their lives to wrestling for their country.”

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  3. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    This Will Change The Way You Watch 'Toy Story'

    13 replies 240 retweets 827 likes
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  4. 2 hours ago

    5 Things To Know About ‘Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes Of Grindelwald’

    4 replies 55 retweets 226 likes
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  5. 3 hours ago

    ‘You Are All Inside Amazon’s Second Headquarters,’ Jeff Bezos Announces To Horrified Americans As Massive Dome Envelops Nation

    45 replies 1,158 retweets 3,950 likes
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  6. 3 hours ago

    New ‘Game Of Thrones’ Trailer Reveals Final Season Will Be Cobbled Together From Old Footage

    27 replies 373 retweets 2,455 likes
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  7. 4 hours ago

    Poll Finds Voters Don't Support Impeaching Trump ?

    13 replies 99 retweets 524 likes
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  8. 4 hours ago

    NRA Publishes Tips For Staying Safe While Committing A Mass Shooting

    61 replies 964 retweets 3,302 likes
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  9. 5 hours ago

    New York City Announces Subway Just For Amazon Employees Now

    78 replies 1,225 retweets 4,136 likes
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  10. 5 hours ago

    Steve King Vehemently Denies Comparing Immigrants To People

    15 replies 361 retweets 2,145 likes
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  11. 6 hours ago

    Hillary Launches Campaign To Raise $100 Million Or Else She’ll Run For President

    73 replies 1,138 retweets 4,568 likes
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  12. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    5 Times Gandalf Tried To Cheer Up A Despondent Frodo Baggins With Stories From Warped Tour

    8 replies 386 retweets 1,555 likes
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  13. 7 hours ago

    Surgeon General Confirms A Bit Of Blow Here And There Won’t Kill Ya

    21 replies 262 retweets 1,577 likes
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  14. 7 hours ago

    ‘He’s Not Right For You,’ Report Relationship Experts Who Must Not Want To See You Be Happy

    2 replies 54 retweets 491 likes
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  15. 8 hours ago

    Trump Delivers Touching Tribute To Fallen Heroes Of WWE

    78 replies 1,280 retweets 5,962 likes
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  16. 8 hours ago

    Political Ad Spending Hit New Record In 2018 Midterms ?

    5 replies 67 retweets 520 likes
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  17. 9 hours ago

    45-Year-Old Loser Moves In With Parents

    27 replies 262 retweets 1,620 likes
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  18. 9 hours ago

    Your Horoscopes — Week Of November 13, 2018

    2 replies 20 retweets 90 likes
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  19. 10 hours ago

    Less Popular Friend Proposes Combining Birthdays Into Single Party

    9 replies 145 retweets 1,337 likes
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  20. 11 hours ago

    Police Department Deploys Fancyclothes Cop

    25 replies 180 retweets 1,447 likes
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  21. 12 hours ago

    Man Trying To Get Out Of Executioner Duty

    9 replies 60 retweets 646 likes
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