Mindy KalingVerified account

@mindykaling

Indian, Slytherin, and I grew up in Boston.

Los Angeles
Joined March 2009

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  1. Jet lagged in london thought: do londoners understand the international effect of Paddington on the city? It’s like those “sex and the city bus tour stopping at magnolia bakery” level interest from me

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  2. One time when i was a kid leaving Arachnaphobia in theaters with a babysitter, i thought i smelled a skunk in the movie parking lot, and she said it wasn’t a skunk it was marijuana and I looked at her like WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN ME

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  3. Retweeted
    Nov 9

    This Christmas advert has been banned from TV for being too political. I think what's happening to our rain forests should be banned for being criminal to life on earth. This needs to be the most viewed Christmas advert ever! Do your best Twitter!

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  4. Retweeted
    Nov 8

    On this day in 1984, Dr. Anna Lee Fisher became the first mother to go to space. Her daughter Kristin was a year old at the time.

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  5. Nov 7
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  6. Nov 7

    It’s up now on my cooking highlights! Also, ...YES PLEASE!

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  7. Nov 7

    everyone! A joyous time to celebrate new beginnings.

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  8. Nov 7

    How on earth could Cookie Monster have a wife, BJ? His focus is so entirely on cookies.

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  9. Nov 7
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  10. Nov 6
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  11. Nov 6

    Thank you 14th Amendment for letting me vote today!

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  12. Nov 6

    The chances of you having a meet-cute while waiting in line to vote is close to 99%, so VOTE! It could change your life in many ways.

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  13. Nov 4

    Well this is the cutest thing ever. (via )

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  14. Nov 3
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  15. Nov 2

    7 years later and I’m still wondering ? Happy Pub-Anniversary to my first born (book)!

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  16. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    Boxes: I like ‘em. I don’t enjoy assembling them. But in the end it’s worth the effort and it’s not that bad

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  17. Nov 1

    Keegan-Michael Key and Chris Rock have a message for you: don't be silenced November 6th. If someone attempts to turn you away at the polls, here's what you must do. 😂😂

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  18. Oct 31

    Happy Halloween from this bottle of mustard and her little lion ❤️🦁🎃

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  19. Oct 31

    When you have to ask, “what are you?”....😐

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  20. Oct 30

    What is an acceptable time to start trick o treating with a baby? I want to start at like 2pm but people tell me that’s ridiculous

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