Stewart and Chappelle spoke to CNN about all the hot button comedy issues, including Trump's war with the media (LOL), Louis C.K.'s comeback (ROTFL), sexism in the industry (LMHO), and the politically divided state of the nation (LMAO).

'We were barely getting any heat and I think it’s because we were being punished because the landlord just wanted us out. There was garbage everywhere… That’s around the time that rats and mice started to infest the building.'

During a briefing on Wednesday morning, Chief of Detectives Dermot Shea said police have received several similar reports in recent weeks.

This majestic swan has been captured and transported to more idyllic upstate pastures.

Because a guy got caught eating soup directly from the supermarket hot bar, check out today's midday links: veterans slam Trump, Post Malone is terrible, Mueller/Trump intrigue, lunch thieves, Cuomo's Amazon River, Kanye backs away from politics, and a spooky spider dog.

A 45-year-old pedestrian in Chelsea was killed by the driver of a speeding pickup truck, who then fled the scene, police said.

A redtail hawk alighted on a Manhattan minivan, snarling traffic as pedestrians stopped to ogle at its beauty.

'People that go to pray should not become human prey.'

'When Halloween's over I have to take down all that crap and carry back into the basement.'

Lyric McHenry had been celebrating her birthday with her sister and friends in lower Manhattan the night before her body was found in the Bronx.

Because Robert Mueller was the target of an absolutely incompetent smear campaign, check out today's end-of-day links: Mr. Feeny foils robbery, anti-Semitic campaign mailer, RIP Whitey Bulger, vaping curriculum, GOT prequel casting news, and tiny pupper thinks it's an elephant.

Fourteen protesters were arrested outside the Metropolitan Republican Club in the Upper East Side on Tuesday.

'In the middle of the night, trash trucks seemingly roll around with impunity.'

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'Right now, no statewide law explicitly prohibits discrimination against transgender and gender non-conforming people.'

A controversial social network popular among neo-Nazis and members of the alt-right has gone offline, for now.

Out of the more than 27,000 summonses the Health Department handed out last year, roughly 14,000 were dismissed.

It's Halloweek, let's make the most of it as we simultaneously stay energized to get out the vote on November 6th!

The Halloween display is a commentary on gentrification happening in the neighborhood: 'It feels extremely Clinton Hill.'

Located in the party zone near the Jefferson L station, MoMo Chicken Shack may look like a hipster hangout, but the food is good and the staff total pros.

It’s far from clear that bollards alone are a tenable solution, in much the same way that metal detectors aren’t an answer to mass shootings.

'I’ve been going to the Comedy Cellar since I was a kid...it’s a happy place for me. So as a survivor and activist, it hurt me to see the owner prioritizing Louis C.K. over the comfort of the community. It felt personal.'

"There is an enormous amount of bureaucracy."

We now know the exact date when the L train will go poof for a year of tunnel repairs.

These are real quotes about the NYC subway system from real paying customers who use it on a daily basis.