Good Show Sir

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Sophaloaf’s Art Direction: Okay, nothing says the future of publishing more than an oversized walkman that runs on floppy disks. Just imagine handsets so big theyll have to hover above a bunch of skyscrapers like a space ship.
Published 1990

Ironically, now sold as an E-book.
Many thanks to Sophaloaf!

(Average: 6.69 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: Wear a bubble helmet? I’d rather asphyxiate than mess my hair!

Published 1960

(Average: 6.33 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments: “♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬
A-well-a ev’rybody’s heard about the bird
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, well, the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a, don’t you know about the bird
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, b-bird’s the word
A-well-a ♬♬♬♬♬♬♬♬”

“Shut up damn you!”

“Let me at it!”

Published 1991

You might remember this from here.

(Average: 8.60 out of 10)

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Wendy Comments: Open wide and say “WHAAAAAA?????”

Published 1971

(Average: 9.71 out of 10)

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Hawkwind Comments: “We’re out of extra guns. Don’t tell the little alien guy we gave him the salt and pepper grinders.”

Published 2002

(Average: 7.80 out of 10)

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Good Show Sir Comments:

There once was a damsel named Janet
Who came from a world called Big Planet
The gravity well
Caused her boobies to swell
But the Space Sheep is here so don’t ban it

Published 1978

Thanks to Kathy C. for sending this in.

(Average: 8.50 out of 10)

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Bibliomancer Comments: He’s obviously suffering from Ren & Stimpy Space Madness.

Published 1961

(Average: 9.38 out of 10)

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Marvin Comments: “Trick or Treat!”

“And what are you supposed to be dressed as? A Klansman?”

“Uh, no. I’m an animated cloud!”

Published 1963

(Average: 8.57 out of 10)

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Martha M. Comments: “They call me ‘The Harp and The Blade'”!

“And they call me … uh, ‘The Other Blade'”!

Published 1985

(Average: 8.25 out of 10)

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Raoul Comments: Why do all the Native American science fiction books involve the same Anasazi tribe?

Published 1980

(Average: 9.17 out of 10)

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New Guy Comments: Is there anything in your rules against science fiction gamebook covers?

“Technically” not against the GSS rules. Have to allow it. — Tag Wizard

Published 1983

(Average: 7.60 out of 10)

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