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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

    326 replies 3,644 retweets 16,188 likes
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  2. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    Pathetic: Lifeguard Who Swam Out To Rescue What Turned Out To Be A Big Tire Pretends He Knew What It Was And Just Really Wanted A Big Tire

    18 replies 170 retweets 1,304 likes
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  3. 3 hours ago

    National News Highlights

    6 replies 20 retweets 163 likes
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  4. 3 hours ago

    Egyptian Conservationists Fight To Protect Dwindling Mummy Population

    17 replies 174 retweets 976 likes
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    11 hours ago

    Mohawked, Aviator-Wearing Robert De Niro Idles Cab Outside Suspected Bomb-Maker’s Home

    54 replies 1,073 retweets 4,451 likes
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  6. 5 hours ago

    Romantic Gesture Too Expensive To Waste On Current Girlfriend

    14 replies 122 retweets 1,250 likes
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  7. 5 hours ago

    Visit to see more from the standard bearer of global journalism.

    1 reply 23 retweets 193 likes
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  8. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Disaster: A No-Nonsense Grandma Has Started Hanging Her Laundry Off The St. Louis Arch And Everyone’s Too Scared To Tell Her To Stop

    14 replies 331 retweets 1,810 likes
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  9. 7 hours ago

    "I’m so in love with Meghan that I knew I wanted to do something truly special for her, just because."

    Romantic Prince Harry Surprises Meghan Markle With Family’s Heirloom Colony
    3 replies 95 retweets 1,000 likes
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  10. 7 hours ago

    Series Of Grave Errors Results In Jeff And Kim's 5th Anniversary

    5 replies 60 retweets 707 likes
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  11. 8 hours ago

    Most Popular Halloween Costumes Of 2018

    6 replies 24 retweets 150 likes
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  12. 9 hours ago

    Area Mom Raving About Phoenix Airport

    11 replies 52 retweets 577 likes
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  13. 9 hours ago

    Explosive Device Found In Mail Sent To Hillary Clinton, Obama ?

    23 replies 189 retweets 1,018 likes
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  14. 10 hours ago

    Wildest Friend Called Up From Bench To Help Woman Get Over Breakup

    12 replies 250 retweets 2,655 likes
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  15. Retweeted
    15 hours ago

    Twitter Explosion: Kenmore Is Going Off After Finding Out That Nobody Uses The Circular Glass Plate That Your Food Rotates On Inside The Microwave As A Regular Plate Too

    9 replies 125 retweets 920 likes
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  16. 11 hours ago

    Mohawked, Aviator-Wearing Robert De Niro Idles Cab Outside Suspected Bomb-Maker’s Home

    54 replies 1,073 retweets 4,451 likes
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  17. 11 hours ago

    Does Amari Cooper’s Experience Playing Under A Terrible Head Coach Make Him A Perfect Fit For The Cowboys?

    21 replies 179 retweets 659 likes
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  18. 12 hours ago

    Study Finds Effectiveness Of Medical Treatment Skyrockets When Doctor Acts Like Condescending Dick

    10 replies 156 retweets 842 likes
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  19. 12 hours ago

    42% Of New Cancer Patients Lose Their Life Savings ?

    17 replies 145 retweets 876 likes
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  20. 13 hours ago

    Midterms Predicted To Have Largest Voter In Decades

    17 replies 213 retweets 1,681 likes
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  21. 13 hours ago

    Romantic Prince Harry Surprises Meghan Markle With Family’s Heirloom Colony

    21 replies 358 retweets 2,285 likes
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