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Melania’s Heart Sinks After Realizing Husband Uses Pet Name ‘Horseface’ For Every Woman He Fucks https://trib.al/PYavmBZ pic.twitter.com/eRxOAFE59j
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Poll Finds U.S. Global Image Down, Especially Among Allies https://trib.al/0u35oCI
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State Election Commission Chases Wild Animals Out Of Voting Booths In Preparation For Upcoming Midterms https://trib.al/oYY34E2 pic.twitter.com/u8ORzNY7Xp
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University Suspends All Lightweights From Campus Following Fraternity Hazing Death https://trib.al/z3DPd7U pic.twitter.com/Yf2l5hXui8
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Your Horoscopes — Week Of October 16, 2018 https://trib.al/yral2jg pic.twitter.com/wLWUOEQXIX
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Mother's Little Angel Just Made Fun Of Classmate's Weight For 30 Straight Minutes https://trib.al/IV4W9E1 pic.twitter.com/d5a7Mj92dJ
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Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins https://trib.al/6Do6aJ3 pic.twitter.com/QLXgXGSFaU
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