Jake Strang

@jakerstrang

He/Him. A thousand talons. A billion beaks. The most violent plumage.

Chicago, IL
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Joined January 2013
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  1. Retweeted
    May 30

    Me and Griff: [some lighthearted ribbing of Todd Howard] Todd Howard: I WILL MAKE YOUR HOME STATE A WASTELAND

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    "Our future begins." “ - the newest game from Bethesda Game Studios. See more at the Showcase – June 10th @ 6:30pm PT
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  2. Retweeted
    May 29

    Bae: come over Me: cant. I survived the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed struck by a large slab of stone Bae: my parents aren’t home Me:

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  3. Retweeted
    May 29

    My friends: starting families, saving for a down payment, looking for a home in a good school district Me: surviving the initial eruption of Vesuvius in 79 A.D., only to be killed when I am struck by a large slab of stone

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  4. May 27

    The irony of getting an apology email, from a service intended to protect online data exposure, for accidentally exposing everyone’s email addresses in their update message 🤦‍♂️

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    May 24

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  6. May 23

    Well, guess I won't be watching any this year if they're going to allow, and encourage, fines for taking a knee during the anthem.

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  7. Apr 2

    Kingmaker is the best thing to happen to Matt Doyle's career. See if you can spot when this weeks dropped.

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  8. Mar 26

    Re: time cards- I worked at a grocery store that put biometric scanners to punch in and required you to punch in within 30 SECONDS of the 15 min break. If you took more than a 5 min break, too many people were waiting to punch in already, and you got pay docked.

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  9. Mar 16

    Worth mentioning I made two other brackets generated by a weighted random selection based on 538 probabilities. Both picked UVA to win the whole tournament.

    Guess who correctly predicted the upset That's right, the random number generator that created one of my brackets did. Unfortunately, it also got SO unlucky on everything else that the MAXIMUM it can get right at this point is 2% Maybe next year, coin flip bracket
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  10. Mar 16

    Guess who correctly predicted the upset That's right, the random number generator that created one of my brackets did. Unfortunately, it also got SO unlucky on everything else that the MAXIMUM it can get right at this point is 2% Maybe next year, coin flip bracket

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  11. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    Cards Against Developers

    A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without: An email about a critical production bug
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  12. Feb 17

    Polygon’s content makes so much sense now that I know it’s broadcast to us from the world of

    And a special shoutout to our proud sponsor, Samaranth the Fleshweaver
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  13. Feb 6

    Chill beats mixed with Waluigi sounds and an animation of him studying subjects like "Living in my brother's shadow, how to deal with inadequacy." streams the weirdest content and I love it.

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  14. Jan 28

    Getting a little ahead of myself, but someone get on a mod where all the monsters are characters from ?

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  15. Jan 28

    Add two shows to the list of things I’ve watched exclusively thanks to McElroy references: Gravity Falls and Twin Peaks

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  16. Jan 3

    . you really need to do something about your doctor search portal... it's unbelievably slow, full of bugs, and after 10 mins of loading it found a single doctor who told me they've been asking you to remove them for ten years

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  17. Retweeted
    12 Dec 2017

    The 10 seconds of silence is gold.

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  18. 12 Dec 2017

    Thank you for the really rapid help with a delivery issue. Less than 10 minutes for a complete resolution, props to your social media and support teams!

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  19. 6 Dec 2017

    No surprise at all for anyone who works here, named one of the best places to work for the second year in a row!

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  20. Retweeted
    5 Dec 2017

    Over the past seven years, we've built some products that we're very proud of, for customers we love. We're excited to announce our next chapter, continuing that innovation as a part of . Read more:

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