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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

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  2. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson said WHAT?!

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  3. 4 hours ago

    For more exemplary journalism, visit .

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  4. 4 hours ago

    Supposed ‘Game Of Thrones’ Buff Hasn’t Even Finished Books Yet

    19 replies 841 retweets 3,689 likes
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  5. 5 hours ago

    Nation Unable To Discern Why Unattractive Woman On Screen

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  6. 5 hours ago

    "We’d obviously admired each other’s work from afar, but once we got to talking, we found out we actually had a ton in common and have pretty similar sensibilities."

    Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’
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  7. 6 hours ago

    ‘This Is The Golden Age Of Television,’ Claim Executives Who Have Not Yet Made Show About Robotic Wizards

    12 replies 129 retweets 693 likes
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  8. 7 hours ago

    National News Highlights

    5 replies 12 retweets 95 likes
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  9. 7 hours ago

    Man Not Accepting Any More Television Recommendations At This Time

    18 replies 345 retweets 2,010 likes
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  10. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Which actors will win, and which should win, at the 2018 Emmys?

    5 replies 6 retweets 43 likes
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  11. 8 hours ago

    The Onion’s 2018 Emmy Predictions

    9 replies 14 retweets 133 likes
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  12. 9 hours ago

    Steve Bannon Calls Most Powerful Political Movement In World ?

    10 replies 45 retweets 386 likes
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  13. 9 hours ago

    FEMA Airdrops Emergency Cyanide Pills For Residents Stranded By Hurricane Florence

    34 replies 129 retweets 846 likes
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  14. 10 hours ago

    GOP Releases New Letter Supporting Kavanaugh Signed By Orrin Hatch 500 Times

    62 replies 1,822 retweets 7,388 likes
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  15. 10 hours ago

    Marine Biologists Reveal That Majority Of World’s Oceans Remain Boring As Shit

    21 replies 163 retweets 1,086 likes
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  16. Retweeted
    13 hours ago

    Liberal Hypocrisy: When Obama Was President Democrats Were Okay With Him Being President, But When Trump Is President Suddenly It’s Wrong To Be President?

    39 replies 504 retweets 3,179 likes
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  17. 11 hours ago

    Fingernail Got Fucking Huge Out Of Nowhere

    44 replies 468 retweets 4,417 likes
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  18. 12 hours ago

    Kavanaugh Sweating Bullets After Betting Life Savings On Being Confirmed To Supreme Court

    20 replies 322 retweets 1,769 likes
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  19. 12 hours ago

    White House Raises Official Hurricane Florence Death Toll To -17

    19 replies 411 retweets 2,127 likes
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  20. 13 hours ago

    Senate Republicans Seek To Delay Kavanaugh Vote Until Accuser Properly Smeared

    73 replies 1,401 retweets 4,067 likes
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  21. 13 hours ago

    Koch Brothers Furious Kavanaugh Never Disclosed That Nation Might Care About Sexual Abuse

    12 replies 145 retweets 828 likes
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