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So.......when is it okay to disown republicans? Is it okay when their president makes a direct attack on trans people? The same trans people they know are your best friends? That they’ve met and genuinely like?

Things I do when my partner is away: - make the spiciest Pakistani food I can possibly eat. - watch anything having to do with drag on Netflix. - go to bed at 9pm - hot bath every night - minimal cleaning - start having conversations with self. - read scary stories - miss him.

The House On Haunted Hill is not scary because of the ghosts. It’s scary because of the very real effects of trauma and loss that it emphasizes. We finished it last night and I cried like a baby and no I’m not ashamed. It is, IMO, one of the best horror movies/shows in years.

Not sure I should have told my husband I wrote a script to decide for us what we want to eat when we go out. now that he knows I can use my powers for good, he’ll be asking for more scripts.

I love that in the world of ready player one, Wil Wheaton is Vice President of the oasis.

Learning about bear 409 winning Katmai national park’s fattest bear contest is really all the news I need today. In fact, I’d like to petition for similar news for the next two years, please.

If Taylor Swift ends up saving America, it’ll be the twist I never expected...

Feeling grateful to work for a company that allows me to take volunteer days. I’m using one of them to drive people to the polls on November 6, and I couldn’t be prouder - strongly encourage everyone to think about what you can do to help voters make their voices heard!

Man, it's gonna be wild when all of these hexes kick in...

I think @LindseyGrahamSC has gotten so good at lying that he's circled back around and gotten bad at it.

Whoops forgot to tag him. Here you go, Chuckles: @ChuckGrassley

Is Chuck Grassley actually an elected official? Are we sure he didn't just wander in and start pretending to know how the law works? Because he is the most incompetent chairperson I've ever witnessed.

Yesterday I spent an embarrassing amount of time on a syntax error. Glad my subconscious keeps my ego in check.