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  1. 22 hours ago

    "I ask that she bring those filings forward so that we can learn date, time, and place!" ...tweets the man too scared to release his tax returns.

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  2. Sep 21

    I think it’s time to replace the GOP elephant with those three monkeys.

    1,273 replies 9,629 retweets 55,090 likes
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  3. Sep 21

    Yeah!

    Dream team
    80 replies 133 retweets 4,758 likes
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  4. Sep 20

    I’m old enough to remember when it was a big deal to see Batman’s nipples.

    396 replies 892 retweets 9,970 likes
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  5. Sep 20

    What’s it called when Roy Moore defends you? Is there an opposite of a character witness? A won'tness?

    1,454 replies 4,920 retweets 41,255 likes
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  6. Sep 20

    News, I can't leave you alone for five minutes!

    87 replies 252 retweets 1,575 likes
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  7. Retweeted
    Sep 19

    On tonight: We check in with Mario Kart's , who has just received some awful news.

    NOOOOOOOOO TOAD!
    113 replies 1,086 retweets 4,249 likes
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  8. Sep 19

    Many have pointed out a much better ticket- Barbie/Ken 2020: The Pair that Care with Nothing Down There!

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  9. Sep 19

    I don’t ever want to hear about presidential genitals again, which is why I’m giving an early endorsement to Ken Doll 2020.

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  10. Sep 19

    I’m all about the press asking Trump the tough questions, but this was just plain mean!

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  11. Sep 14

    Ok, I’m in.

    Demon Dogs will re-open on DAY 1 of my mayoral term.
    82 replies 267 retweets 3,227 likes
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  12. Sep 13

    I hope the first scene of Jon Hamm's Batman movie is Batman swooping in to catch this guy.

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  13. Sep 13

    Congratulations to on 25 years of hosting late night! I’m not going to attempt a joke, because I will never be as funny as you are.

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  14. Sep 13

    I do admire her clarity.

    2:16
    I will tax the rich to fix the subway.
    150 replies 1,077 retweets 13,293 likes
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  15. Sep 13

    President Trump has been hard at work both preparing for the hurricane and bragging about how good he is at hurricanes.

    187 replies 399 retweets 3,492 likes
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  16. Sep 12

    One Beard to Rule Them All: Alex Trebek, you and me, on my show, trivia face-off. Loser shaves!

    410 replies 607 retweets 7,505 likes
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  17. Sep 12

    Tonight

    2:03
    "We don't need a wall" says Texas Senate candidate in his conversation with on tonight's . Tune in at 11:35/10:35c for the full interview!
    270 replies 2,241 retweets 12,467 likes
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  18. Sep 12

    I heard they're looking for a new Superman. I just want to put it out there that I coincidentally wear glasses and red underwear.

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  19. Sep 12

    The Trump administration diverted $10 million from FEMA to ICE. So if you need hurricane assistance, just go to Mexico, cross the U.S. border, then ICE will provide you transportation and lodging.

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  20. Retweeted
    Sep 11

    Still more eloquent than Trump.

    JUST FIVE STRAIGHT MINUTES OF OBAMA PAUSES
    245 replies 885 retweets 6,019 likes
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