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    7月28日

    I told my kids to look at some books but instead they are trying to fit themselves into a tote bag so probably not Harvard

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    11月25日

    LADIES IF HE: -ONLY EATS MEAT -WONT SHOW YOU HIS NORMAL HUMAN HANDS -OFTEN SPEAKS WISTFULLY OF A SIMPLER LIFE SPENT IN THE WOODS, TRADING CONVENIENCE AND SAFETY FOR AUTHENTICITY AND A LIFE FREE OF ANXIETY HE IS A NORMAL HUMAN MAN SO MAYBE JUST GIVE HIM A RIDE TO THE HAM DEPOT

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    11月24日

    Insurance groups are recommending GoFundMe as official policy - where customers can die if they can’t raise the goal in time - but sure, single payer healthcare is unreasonable. h/t

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  4. 11月16日

    Wore a bathrobe the entire day yesterday and I am feeling pretty confident that I could continue my streak today. I love this for me.

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    11月12日

    WAYS TO CLOSE A WORK EMAIL: -LETS TOUCH BASE LATER -I WILL CIRCLE BACK AT EOD -LETS HAVE A SYNC ABOUT THIS WAYS YOU CANNOT: -HAVE A GREAT SUMMER -EVERY MOMENT I AM IN THIS OFFICE IS PAIN -IF ANYBODY SEES BONES IN THE BATHROOM IT IS NOT BECAUSE I ATE ANOTHER TOILET CHICKEN

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  6. 11月11日

    HELLO FRIENDS MY WATER BROKE AND NOW MY FACE AND MY VAGINA ARE CRYING WITH HAPPINESS

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    11月8日

    this french bulldog playing with a balloon is the most wholesome thing on the internet today😊

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  8. 11月10日

    Do you ever just sob because you have been having strong contractions for two hours at two minutes apart and then you sit down and they completely stop lol me either

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  9. 11月10日

    Depression is fun lol like those times when you go pick up your kids from something and quickly realize that you are actually going to have to get out of the car but you look like a human dumpster because you didn't anticipate coming in contact with other humans

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    11月9日

    Please let it be Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

    Scientists believe that the first person to live to be 150 years old has already been born.
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    11月9日

    Them: Don't make this weird. Me:

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    11月10日

    I wish I cared about anything in life as much as some people care about Gordon Hayward.

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  13. 11月10日

    My daughter Reese doesn't think chocolate and peanut butter taste good together so can anyone direct me to an orphanage

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  14. 11月10日

    Guys do you remember the pre-smartphone service called Cha-Cha?

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    11月9日

    GOOD NEWS I HAVE REVERSED AN ENTIRE WEEKS WORTH OF BAD DECISIONS BY SIMPLY PUTTING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS OF NEW CONSUMER GOODS ON MY CREDIT CARD THIS SEEMS LIKE A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY THAT I AM EXCITED TO SHARE WITH MY FRIENDS

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    11月8日

    Me: hi Conservative pundit:

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    11月7日

    Can't believe Cannibals are legal in Utah now

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    11月7日

    THE WOODS STILL EXIST JUST A REMINDER THATS A PLACE WE CAN GO

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    11月7日

    if you are ALREADY IN LINE to vote when polls close, DO NOT be LURED out of line with some kind of TRAP like a CRATE leaning on a FORKED STICK, or a ROPE SNARE placed below a DELICIOUS TREAT, or BUGS BUNNY DRESSED AS A SEXY LADY

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    11月5日

    One simple trick to save Big on Dental: Rip Out All Your Teeth! Never Floss Again! Eat only applesauce! Gums are enough! Remove Your Mouth Bones! Dentists HATE me for this! I have ruined the Tooth Fairy Economy!

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    11月5日

    I bought one of those “soothing” weighted blankets and lasted about 2 mins before going into a complete panic because I felt like I was suffocating if you wanted to know how relaxed I am at all times.

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