Karl the Fog  

@KarlTheFog

All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2010

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  1. Sep 14

    *September* Me: <disappears for 5 days> You: Yay it’s officially summer warm weather here we come!!! Me:

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  2. Sep 8

    Welcome to the fogless, depressing, oppressively sunny, uncomfortably warm days of summer

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  3. Sep 6

    Heads up that I’m taking some PTO since I’ve been working so much. If you need anything while I’m gone, reach out to or since they’re good at getting stuff done.

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  4. Sep 5

    ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️ ☁️☁️ It’s the ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ ☁️ last days ☁️☁️ ☁️ of summer ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️ and I’m ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️ going out ☁️☁️ ☁️ with a bang ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️

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  5. Sep 4

    Today's high: 68 degrees Today's low: a Supreme Court nominee ignoring a parent whose child was killed at Parkland

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  6. Sep 1

    1 year ago today, San Francisco hit an all time record of 106 degrees. It was the most miserable week of your lives. And you will never, ever complain about me again.

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  7. Aug 29

    My version of "giving back to the community"

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  8. Aug 28

    Today’s low: 54 degrees Today’s high: The thought of how quiet this weekend will be when everyone leaves for Burning Man and Labor Day

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  9. Aug 27
    Replying to

    Pantone Palette of Fogust

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  10. Aug 28

    Sorry for the drizzle, but I had a really good cry at therapy this morning and making serious progress on my control issues. I want to fog you all the time, but my therapist says if you love something, you gotta set it free. So I'll start taking this advice... in September.

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  11. Aug 27

    As we approach the last week of , let’s take a look at San Francisco’s prettiest days over this past month

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  12. Aug 21

    The best part of Fogust is that it feels like it will never end

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  13. Aug 19

    brb taking the “sun” out of sunday

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  14. Aug 19

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I – I don’t read poetry so I ate them both

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  15. Aug 17

    TGIFoggy

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  16. Aug 14

    This is my town. You’re just paying an ungodly amount of money to live in it and have an upstairs neighbor who thinks 11pm is a great time to vacuum.

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  17. Aug 13

    If NYC is the “city that never sleeps” then SF is the “city that goes to yoga at 6pm, grabs a burrito on the way home, and passes out by 10 because you’re just like soooo exhausted after a long day”

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  18. Aug 13

    Today’s been one of my strongest performances in months. The protein shakes and Barry’s Bootcamp are finally paying off.

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  19. Aug 12

    I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like thousands of freezing people at who didn't see this coming.

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  20. Aug 12
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