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Heather, HBIC
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Atlanta, GA
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Mom, Girlfriend, Nerd, Book enthusiast, Scientist, Food Lover, Self Love promoter, Feminist, Chronic Pain Warrior, Speaker of my mind 🌻
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Heather, HBIC
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Jeremy
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Heather, HBIC
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No he died of cancer when I was 7. I found out when I was 10.
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Unless you live it you totally don't understand. I'm sorry you know both of those pains too
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Heather, HBIC
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I take enough ibuprofen that my kidneys will probably give out at some point
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I have severe S curve scoliosis and dystonia.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
@roxiqt
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FRIEND: Your kitchen looks great
ME: Wanna see the new garbage disposal?
FRIEND: Sure
ME: [opening cupboard to reveal a large raccoon napping] His name is Boris
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Cats Against Humanity
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📍me
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📍who's your favorite serial killer?
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Wendy
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Why are we trying to act like we’ve only just fallen in love with Keanu and we haven’t been obsessed with him for 20 years since the first Matrix movie came out though?
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Heather, HBIC
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Cats Against Humanity
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When you accidentally say "walk" in a sentence and the dog loses his shit
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hattie gladwell
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Raise your hand if you have a mental illness and you’ve ever:
- spent the entire day in bed because you were so depressed
- cancelled plans because of your anxiety
- felt like a bad friend
- said you were ‘fine’ even though you weren’t
- felt like you weren’t good enough
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🔺 No Vaseline 🔺
@vaseline_no
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I'm fine. It's fine. pic.twitter.com/BolgXeHLUA
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Heather, HBIC
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I completely understand this. I've been on the receiving end of mob mentality. It sucks balls pic.twitter.com/DTY9hQrpj2
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Heather, HBIC
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That's a badass picture!
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Octo Facts 🐙
@octofacts
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Octopuses never have to buy their dad's Father's Day gifts because he fucks off and dies after mating with their mother.
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Heather, HBIC
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Cream pie or bust
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Shit. Head.
@THE_shitface
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Before you tell someone who suffers from depression, to “suck it up” try fucking off first, see if that helps
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Heather, HBIC
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Mine died when I was 7. So samesies
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Heather, HBIC
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That's rad. Go on with your bad self. Happy Father's Day
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