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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

    282 replies 3,221 retweets 13,957 likes
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  2. 13 minutes ago

    Senate Republicans Seek To Delay Kavanaugh Vote Until Accuser Properly Smeared

    26 replies 390 retweets 947 likes
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  3. 40 minutes ago

    Koch Brothers Furious Kavanaugh Never Disclosed That Nation Might Care About Sexual Abuse

    10 replies 104 retweets 549 likes
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  4. 1 hour ago

    Cash-Strapped Zuckerberg Forced To Sell 11 Million Facebook Users

    13 replies 194 retweets 1,055 likes
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  5. 2 hours ago

    Luke, Owen Wilson Recall Meeting On Set Of ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’

    27 replies 224 retweets 2,094 likes
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  6. 2 hours ago

    Kavanaugh On Sexual Assault Allegations: ‘I Miss High School’

    27 replies 310 retweets 1,775 likes
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  7. 3 hours ago

    White Castle Now Selling Veggie Burger Sliders Nationwide ?

    4 replies 71 retweets 460 likes
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  8. 3 hours ago

    Area Man Fantasized About For One And Only Time In His Life

    10 replies 51 retweets 507 likes
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  9. 4 hours ago

    The Week In Pictures – Week Of September 17, 2018

    2 replies 48 retweets 310 likes
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  10. 4 hours ago

    Poll: Majority Of Americans Ready To Give Up On U.S. If Someone Else Goes First

    9 replies 135 retweets 853 likes
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  11. 5 hours ago

    Depressed Cat Just Going Through Motions Of Destroying Couch

    14 replies 633 retweets 3,954 likes
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  12. 6 hours ago

    Department Of Transportation Allocates $400 Million For National Shortcut

    5 replies 59 retweets 458 likes
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  13. 7 hours ago

    Right Side Of Fish Tank Where All The Action At

    7 replies 106 retweets 994 likes
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  14. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    I Know I’d Feel A Lot Better If The Moon Had A Birthday

    19 replies 519 retweets 2,126 likes
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  15. 15 hours ago

    45-Year-Old Man Self-Conscious, Embarrassed By New, Unexpected Changes His Body Going Through

    15 replies 84 retweets 830 likes
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  16. 17 hours ago

    Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy

    43 replies 1,142 retweets 6,858 likes
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  17. 18 hours ago

    Freeloading Refugee Children Taking Up Thousands Of Prison Cells Meant For Real Americans

    29 replies 652 retweets 2,732 likes
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  18. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Harrowing: Listen To These People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes

    16 replies 268 retweets 964 likes
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  19. 20 hours ago

    Study: 0% Of People Die From Getting Fingers Lodged In Bowling Ball And Being Dragged Down Lane

    55 replies 489 retweets 3,471 likes
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  20. 22 hours ago

    Shitty Graffiti Artist Captures 19-Year-Old Girl's Heart

    24 replies 134 retweets 1,428 likes
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  21. 23 hours ago

    Apple Announces New Trade-In Offer For Customers To Exchange Their Old iPhones For Absolutely Nothing

    27 replies 339 retweets 1,726 likes
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