Katie Elizabeth Hawkes  

@K8Ehawkes

. Free bird. Feminist. Traveler. Hygge. 🌈. MBA. 📚. 🎶. Tattoos. Animals. Sr. PM . I walk (too?) fast & love pie. she/her.

Phoenix, AZ (prev 7 yrs in SF)
Menyertai September 2009

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  1. Tweet Dipinkan
    5 Apr 2018

    If you Then you don't love don't deserve me at my me at my

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  2. Mengetweet Semula
    8 jam lalu

    This made me laugh way harder than it should have

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  3. 5 jam lalu

    Me: “Let me know here” (linked to form) People: *reply to me via email* Me: “Let me know at this form” (linked to form) People: *reply to me via email* Me: “Fill out the form at this link” (linked to form) People: *reply to me via email*

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  4. 8 jam lalu

    Updated my personal website in my work directory profile

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  5. 8 jam lalu

    Starting my lunch hour with some 1:1s

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  6. 9 jam lalu

    This piece of furniture is in the "bachelor who works in finance but only owns one set of sheets and my favorite movie is Inception and I'm competitive about everything" starter pack

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  7. 9 jam lalu

    Slack needs a "mute for 2 hrs" or "mute for a day" option because someones I mute a noisy channel then forget it exists forever and wish I hadn't

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  8. 10 jam lalu

    Instagram storied about abolishing billionaires with that photo of the 9 white men who have more $$ than half the world's population combined, and a more conservative friend responded that "we just need a woman on that list!" This the bad white feminism they speak of

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  9. 10 jam lalu

    Have a family member who tested positive for covid (tested 3 days after their known exposure) but didn't show symptoms for 14 days after that -- so, 17 days after exposure. Takeaway: stay the fck home, and only use "14 days" as a minimum ballpark.

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  10. 11 jam lalu

    “By all means kill us all, you know how that thrills me”

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  11. 11 jam lalu

    Adulthood is texting all my friends a photo of the landscaping rock I chose for my lawn

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  12. Mengetweet Semula
    14 Jul

    Saw a TikTok of these girls who found a “secret beach in AZ”... honey that is Tempe Town Lake and if you don’t get away from that water a dead body is gonna wash up to shore and touch your foot

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  13. 12 jam lalu

    I’m so glad this ad understands that sometimes, whenst in businesswear, I need to hand an iPad to a colleague but the floor near them is lava

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  14. 12 jam lalu

    *sharpens a set of colored pencils and arranges them just so* *assigns one to each type* *begins highlighting screen*

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  15. 22 jam lalu

    It’s absurd. This chapter of the history books (if future kids are still reading history books instead of full-time engaged in water wars, or extinct) is going to be ABSURD.

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  16. Mengetweet Semula
    14 Jul

    you would too if you were paying attention

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    15 Jul
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  20. 14 Jul
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  21. 14 Jul

    Did you know you can rent lawn mowers from hardware stores?? Like $25 for 4 hrs, score (this makes sense for me bc I currently have grass that needs attention but don't plan to have a grass lawn more than 3-4 more months)

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