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  1. Pinned Tweet
    18 Dec 2017

    Hey, so I'm doing a new thing now: Writing a daily email that has the best of and . Check out a preview and sign up here:

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    Apr 30

    Journalists killed today in Kabul: 1. Shah Marai -'s 2. Mahram Durrani-RadioAzadi 3. Yar Mohammad Tokhi -ToloNews 4. Salim Talash -Mashal TV 5. َAli Salimi -Mashal TV 6. Ghazi Rasuli-1TV 7. Nawruz Ali Khamoosh-1TV 8. Ebadullah Hananzai -Azadi 9. Sabawun Kakar- Azadi

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    11 hours ago

    Two days later, everyone is sick of the takes. So I thought I'd drive right into the abyss, go long, and look at how the routine is structured. I've been a fan for a long time; that will be obvious. This will take 3 days.

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    Apr 30

    I replaced Bill Cosby in The Cosby Show with an animated alien named Kromsby

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  5. Retweeted
    16 hours ago

    Pensions.

    What thing from your teenage years do you think should make a comeback?
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    21 hours ago

    One of the friction points of legalizing drugs like marijuana is the absence of good/fair/accurate sobriety tests. This kind of technology could change that.

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  7. 12 hours ago

    RECAP: Dodgers season rapidly descending into the abyss.

    RECAP: drop first game of four against winning D-backs. 🔗:
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  8. 12 hours ago

    Uh, it sounds like he doesn't really understand the Brown Act. The idea that he'd be OK to talk in front of a room full of people as long as a reporter WASN'T there is ... not what that law is about.

    Replying to @berkeleyside
    It was in the community room of Emeryville’s largest housing development (Watergate- approx. 2000 residents). He referenced “brown act” concerns of answering questions on the record and relied on it being private property (I don’t live there but was invited by a resident).
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    14 hours ago

    Wow, me & another journo asked to leave this “community” meeting with our Mayor covering the Measure C $50M Housing Bond & city’s Parking Management Plan saying he wouldn’t answer questions IFO a reporter. What does he have to hide?

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  10. 12 hours ago

    Between the April 30 NSync jokes and the Star Wars thing, May might be the worst month of the year.

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    23 hours ago

    How to change the : - ditch the talking - ditch the reporters - also the celebs - and the politicians - and the food - keep the cameras - bring in smashmouth - live smashmouth concert on cspan - boom done you’re welcome

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  12. 13 hours ago

    George Wallace is a national treasure. (I almost typed "notional treasure," but I'm fairly certain George is 100% real.)

    R.I.P. old-ass spider. Y'all give it up for this old-ass spider. This is not to be confused with an old ass-spider. I've battled ass-spiders half my life and that shit is no fun at all.
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  13. 13 hours ago

    Garbage workers have integrity. They do a job no one wants. The world would be in serious trouble without garbagemen. On the other hand, almost no one would miss the lobbyists if they all just disappeared.

    Italian chef kiss
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    15 hours ago

    Last one was a called strike, lol.

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    15 hours ago

    May be obvious, but if you haven’t worked in govt or WH, may be hard to appreciate HOW enormous an “error” this is. It’s like a surgeon amputating the wrong leg.

    FLAGGING: The White House adjusts its statement on Iran to say Iran “had,” not “has,” a “robust, clandestine nuclear weapons program that it has tried & failed to hide from the world...”
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    Apr 29
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    Soledad, do you know why it raises so little money? They have to keep the cost of admission below the dollar cap under the government's gift rules. This suggests that the event is primarily about getting access to government officials and only secondarily about charity.

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  17. 19 hours ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    Today, the Dodgers recalled Breyvic Valera from Triple-A Oklahoma City and placed Corey Seager on the 10-day DL with a right UCL sprain. Seager will undergo Tommy John surgery and will miss the remainder of the season.
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  18. 19 hours ago

    Or just have a regular fundraising dinner like every other boring industry. No TV cameras. No comedians. No celebrities. A house band and a 20-minute speech about "The Nobility of Journalism." Everybody eats rubber chicken and signs a check. The end.

    2/2 Even better, write a check equal to the number of tables you normally buy to the scholarship fund. And say the dinner money should be saved for this very worthy cause (the recipients are amazing.)
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    21 hours ago

    Imagine this nugget NOT being the lede w any other president >> "In one heated exchange between the two men before February's Winter Olympics...Kelly strongly — and successfully — dissuaded Trump from ordering the withdrawal of all U.S. troops from the Korean peninsula"

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  20. 20 hours ago

    JUST HIRE A GODDAMN HOUSE BAND. DON'T HIRE ANY MORE COMEDIANS. YOU CLEARLY DON'T APPRECIATE COMEDY AT ALL.

    WHCA members told a number of ideas floating around for potential changes to the next year -- including hiring dueling comedians (one liberal, one conservative) and hiring a singer instead of a comedian
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  21. 20 hours ago

    Also, we've been charging for plastic bags for a while here now, and it's ... fine. People learned to use reusable bags. Really not a big deal.

    The naked contempt Cuomo and Nixon have for NNYC -- Not New York City -- in this governor's race is astounding. No wonder Trump voters feel discounted.
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