Kinky Friedman

'Kinky Friedman' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Friedman, Kinky Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Zombex

  2013, role: actor , character name: Staff Sgt. James
• Play in Full Screen Rich Hall's You Can Go to Hell, I'm Going to Texas

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself - Politician, Comedian, Writer, Performer
• Play in Full Screen Mars

  2010, role: actor , character name: President of the United States
• Play in Full Screen Along Came Kinky... Texas Jewboy for Governor

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Palo Pinto Gold

  2009, role: actor , character name: Governor of Texas
• Play in Full Screen Bodacious Boots

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Rocking the Boat: A Musical Conversation and Journey

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen CMT Greatest Moments: Willie Nelson

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Flight of the Conchords: A Texan Odyssey

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Go Kinky

  2005, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Rescue Me

  2005, role: actor , character name: Kinky Friedman
• Play in Full Screen Do You Speak American?

  2005, role: actor , character name: Himself - Author
• Play in Full Screen Knocked Up

  2004, role: actor , character name: Mr. Cotton
• Play in Full Screen Be Here to Love Me: A Film About Townes Van Zandt

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself - Musician and Author
• Play in Full Screen Barbecue: A Texas Love Story

  2004, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Shalom Y'all

  2003, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Kinky Friedman: Proud to Be an Asshole from El Paso

  2001, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Too High, Too Wide and Too Long: A Texas Style Road Trip

  1999, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2

  1986, role: actor , character name: Sports Anchorman
• Play in Full Screen Skating on Thin Ice

  1984, role: composer
• Play in Full Screen The Being

  1983, role: actor , character name: Willis
• Play in Full Screen Loose Shoes

  1980, role: actor , character name: Prisoner
• Play in Full Screen Record City

  1978, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen American Raspberry

  1977, role: actor , character name: Ole Ben Lucas

Famous quotes by Kinky Friedman:

"Why the Hell Not?"

"A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life."

"If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!"

"You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing."

"If Willie Nelson had been Rosa Parks, there never would have been a civil rights movement in this country, because he refuses to leave the back of the bus."

"Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail."

"I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough."

"Whatever we're going to do, we're going to make it fun."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"

"I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain"

"If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you."

"No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I had millions."

"I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care."

"I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail."

"The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.'"

"Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get."

"Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test."

"The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life."

"Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart, and... both of them were independents, by the way."

"Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive."

Kinky Friedman