Mike Pfeifer   | W9MHZ   

@mikepfeifer1

The nerdiest thing you have ever seen.

Illinois, USA
Joined November 2010

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  1. *checks to make sure it’s not April 1st* *checks to make sure source isn’t The Onion* *quietly walks into the ocean*

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  2. Dear world, I can hardly recognize you anymore

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  3. That’s pretty fuckin gross. $10.6 MILLION. Maybe they should have spent that money of helping the victims pay for therapy or whatever, instead of using it to try to keep people quiet about it.

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  4. Jun 4

    Reportedly the woman is okay aside from dizziness and nausea, so you’re fully allowed to laugh at this (sound on):

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  5. Jun 4

    I don’t know who needs to hear this, but... lol jk we all know EXACTLY who needs to hear this.

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  6. Jun 3

    I think the fact no-one wants to confront is that the only way our "economy" has kept "growing" is by making our lives steadily and incrementally more unbearable

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  7. Jun 4

    I think if there's a lesson to be had for Democrats about how the Mueller report went down it's that slow, steady, cautious and conservative may not be enough against a bullshit tornado.

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  8. Good thread on the Mac Pro and who it’s for

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  9. May 31

    A picture is worth a thousand words

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  10. May 31

    In Trump’s and Barr’s America, it looks like the Executive Branch has finally claimed it can defy not only the Legislative Branch but the Judicial Branch as well. Isn’t that called a dictatorship? Please tell me what I’m missing here.

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  11. Jun 1

    It’s disgusting that this guy manipulated a video of Nancy Pelosi to make her look drunk and confused. But it’s beyond disturbing that Facebook revealed supposedly private data to a reporter to help him publicly ID a private citizen. 3/

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  12. Jun 1

    Okay. But how about this: if I’M wrong, then the WORST case scenario is that we end up with a vastly cleaner planet. Better for everyone! If, however YOU’RE wrong, then the worst case scenario is that we’re well and truly fucked. I’m comfy with MY odds. Are you?

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  13. Recovered footage of a 1900 total eclipse of the sun — believed to be the first captured — has been scanned, restored and then reassembled and retimed frame by frame to create a memorable and kind of spooky look at early astronomy.

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  14. Jun 1

    I believe Trump should be impeached. I believe Barr should be impeached. I believe McConnell should be impeached. I believe Jared and Ivanka should be stripped of their security clearances and fired. I believe Trump Administration officials who ignore subpoenas should be jailed.

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  15. Jun 1

    .’s Day is always one of my favorite events. This year, I got to quiz Darth Maul on the physics of dual-blade lightsabers.

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  16. May 31

    The best thing I’ve read today.

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  17. Jun 1

    cc: all the people who told me this was ‘fake news’.

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  18. Venus rise at sunrise, from the .

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  19. Another unfortunate exercise of Second Amendment freedoms, I see. Liberty’s cost is up 11.

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  20. May 29

    17.And beyond that,there is the problem that even if you can’t indict a President, who wants to have a guy in the job who is only avoiding jail by dint of his Govt title? Don’t we have a higher standard for highest office in the land than “not criminal by reason of technicality”?

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