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Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link https://trib.al/FMhL4pm pic.twitter.com/9tQeT8YXOx
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Eagles Hang Beer-Drenched, Charred Super Bowl Banner https://trib.al/JRsN27D pic.twitter.com/Q2CahtIuOq
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White House Counsel To Step Down In Fall https://trib.al/hocMdZq
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Praying Mantis Hesitantly Agrees To Try Girlfriend’s Sexual Fantasy Of Eating His Head During Intercourse https://trib.al/QFpb7ng pic.twitter.com/OA1MnOmA6I
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Heartwarming: When This Subway Employee Had To Walk 20 Miles To Work Because He Couldn’t Afford A Car, The CEO Of Subway Drove Alongside Him To Cheer Him On http://clckhl.co/xiLWEII pic.twitter.com/r5RG9BDvT9
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Political Scientists Reassure Americans That Stripping Minorities Of Citizenship Usually Where Descent Into Fascism Peters Out https://trib.al/ai6DX0E pic.twitter.com/kdCLPcLBOW
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Ryan Zinke Calls For Legislation To Slow Down Destruction Of Wildlife So He Can Truly Savor Every Minute Of It https://trib.al/GcHLs1z pic.twitter.com/w0iZbrV2gS
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Do The Buccaneers Regret Bringing In A Sexual Predator To Mentor Jameis Winston?pic.twitter.com/SmB94Ctbj9
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NRA Praised For Decreasing Stigma Of Mentally Ill Acquiring Firearms https://trib.al/Wvuzk7Z pic.twitter.com/kPT2hmuh4f
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Woman Who Has Been Let Down By So Many Leave-In Conditioners Can’t Bear To Put Herself Out There Again https://trib.al/WFz0BwV pic.twitter.com/py9CFg4mi4
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Man Wishes There Was Some Sort Of Sign He Could Put On His House To Let Visitors Know He Has Gone Fishing https://trib.al/BktSVNR pic.twitter.com/VIyUcjFven
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Report Finds Poor Often Hit Hardest By 18-Wheelers https://trib.al/rU1RFaq pic.twitter.com/eS37hsJT1W
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Nick Foles Reveals He Turned Down Big Volunteer Opportunities At Church To Remain With Eagles https://trib.al/NoCxpdP pic.twitter.com/Ex6Z0MzVUj
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White Supremacist Living Fulfilling Racist Life Since Getting Kicked Offline https://trib.al/COOw2sy pic.twitter.com/Z3hG1Rs3K0
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U.S. Judge Bans 3D-Printed Gun Blueprints https://trib.al/Fs6fTrw
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Report: Female Interns Earn Only Three-Fourths Of College Credit That Male Counterparts Do https://trib.al/Q4XxkZS pic.twitter.com/MOuQq496VH
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Shoddy Chinese-Made Stock Market Collapses https://trib.al/lCm9wlj pic.twitter.com/iMWgoswC6k
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5-Year-Old At Underfunded Kindergarten Enjoying Last Few Weeks Before Achievement Gap Kicks In https://trib.al/nYE7RIB pic.twitter.com/2NY6qqbTOh
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Investigators Blame Stupidity In Area Death https://trib.al/FbtZBlz pic.twitter.com/CbAYZdM0R0
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