Karl the Fog  

@KarlTheFog

All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2010
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  1. Aug 19

    brb taking the “sun” out of sunday

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  2. Aug 19

    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I – I don’t read poetry so I ate them both

    20 replies 372 retweets 2,750 likes
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  3. Aug 17

    TGIFoggy

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  4. Aug 14

    This is my town. You’re just paying an ungodly amount of money to live in it and have an upstairs neighbor who thinks 11pm is a great time to vacuum.

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  5. Aug 13

    If NYC is the “city that never sleeps” then SF is the “city that goes to yoga at 6pm, grabs a burrito on the way home, and passes out by 10 because you’re just like soooo exhausted after a long day”

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  6. Aug 13

    Today’s been one of my strongest performances in months. The protein shakes and Barry’s Bootcamp are finally paying off.

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  7. Aug 12

    I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like thousands of freezing people at who didn't see this coming.

    81 replies 739 retweets 5,409 likes
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  8. Aug 12

    I came back for Janelle and Janet

    Today’s most special guest: ☁️
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  9. Aug 8

    You should be so lucky

    Good grief it got foggy.
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  10. Aug 5

    Go ahead and complain about it being cold & foggy on the weekend. Your hate only makes me stronger.

    81 replies 347 retweets 2,805 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    It’s ’s city. We just shiver in it.

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  12. Retweeted
    Aug 1

    Lookin gorgeous today, .

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  13. Aug 1

    It’s the best day of the year... HAPPY ! May this month bring you love, happiness, and an extra space heater.

    57 replies 711 retweets 2,882 likes
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  14. Jul 27

    Best night of the year ☁️☁️☁️

    Tonight is Fog Appreciation Night at (hey 👋)! Guests get 40% off anything from — like the night’s featured cloud-shaped Earl Grey — from 6-8 pm when you pay with Apple Pay.
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  15. Jul 22

    Today's SF forecast: • You'll get cold, put on hoodie • You'll get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll stop to sit down, get cold, put on hoodie • You'll walk uphill, get sweaty, take off hoodie • You'll walk downhill, get cold, put on hoodie • Repeat until September

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  16. Jul 18

    Nothing says summer in San Francisco like a space heater near the couch and 3 extra blankets on the bed

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  17. Jul 18

    It’s taken me hundreds of years to perfect that straight line

    Nothing says summer in the like this shot of rolling back in from the coast.
    21 replies 162 retweets 1,499 likes
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  18. Jul 17

    Current view of San Francisco: ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️🌁☁️☁️☁️☁️

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  19. Jul 17

    Heaven is a place on earth

    ⁦⁩ you’re killing me
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  20. Jul 17

    Things that are foggy: me Things that aren't foggy: San Francisco if global warming keeps up so march with and keep me around for another few millennia

    Are you marching on July 21st in the largest POC youth-led climate change mobilization in history. There are 20+ marches around the globe. Be part of history. Follow
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