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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 2

    Report: We Don’t Make Any Money If You Don’t Click The Fucking Link

    196 replies 2,558 retweets 10,281 likes
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  2. 19 minutes ago

    Dive-Bombing Osprey Better Emerge From Lake With Something Awesome To Show For It

    6 replies 57 retweets 410 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Index Finger Rips Into Toilet Paper Package Like Velociraptor Claw

    32 replies 1,026 retweets 6,140 likes
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  4. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    Social Media Misfire: Applebee’s Has Apologized After Tweeting That 9/11 Was A ‘Big Mood’ With A Picture Of A Hamburger 

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  5. 2 hours ago

    Myth Vs. Fact: Sunscreen

    7 replies 204 retweets 564 likes
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  6. 3 hours ago

    R. Kelly Releases 19-Minute Song Addressing Sexual Assault ?

    14 replies 72 retweets 548 likes
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  7. 4 hours ago

    Paul Ryan Calls On Trump To Take Dismantling Of America More Seriously

    27 replies 358 retweets 1,729 likes
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  8. 4 hours ago

    Embittered Raisin Won’t Shut Up About How It Could Have Been Wine

    69 replies 716 retweets 3,914 likes
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  9. 5 hours ago

    Ivanka Ashamed After Becoming First Trump To Run Business Into Ground

    47 replies 238 retweets 1,678 likes
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  10. 5 hours ago

    Jared Kushner Relieved He Can Finally Stop Anonymously Buying All Items Ever Sold From Wife’s Clothing Line

    19 replies 353 retweets 2,206 likes
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  11. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    6 Items On My Bucket List That I Was Able To Cross Off After Just One Trip To Long John Silver’s

    9 replies 137 retweets 877 likes
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  12. 6 hours ago

    ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers

    48 replies 1,266 retweets 4,081 likes
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  13. 7 hours ago

    Index Finger Rips Into Toilet Paper Package Like Velociraptor Claw

    32 replies 1,026 retweets 6,140 likes
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  14. 7 hours ago

    Furiously Barking Dog Spends Another Day Trying To Warn Nation About Child Trapped In Cage

    21 replies 660 retweets 3,176 likes
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  15. 8 hours ago

    27-Year-Old Unsure Whether He Can Pull Off Keeping Framed Picture Of Wife On Desk

    12 replies 71 retweets 780 likes
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  16. 8 hours ago

    More Young Adults Are Dying From Alcohol-Related Illnesses ?

    12 replies 76 retweets 473 likes
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  17. 9 hours ago

    Nana J. Reclaims Top Spot From Gram Gram Following Exceptional Birthday Outing

    16 replies 85 retweets 849 likes
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  18. 9 hours ago

    Your Horoscopes — Week Of July 24, 2018

    3 replies 23 retweets 95 likes
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  19. 10 hours ago

    Horrified Man Suddenly Realizes He’s Putting Down Roots In Charlotte

    40 replies 233 retweets 1,554 likes
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  20. 11 hours ago

    Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam

    24 replies 341 retweets 1,674 likes
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  21. Retweeted
    Jul 23

    Incredible Sacrifice: This Mom Went Without Food For Days At A Time So Her Children Could Have A Smoking-Hot Mom

    12 replies 149 retweets 1,350 likes
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