Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer who is among the most successful golfers of all time. He has been one of the highest-paid athletes in the world for several years.
Following an outstanding amateur and two-year college golf career, Woods turned professional at age 20 in late summer 1996. By April 1997 he had already won his first major, the 1997 Masters in a record-breaking performance, winning the tournament by 12 strokes and pocketing $486,000. He first reached the number one position in the world rankings in June 1997. Through the 2000s, Woods was the dominant force in golf, spending 264 weeks from August 1999 to September 2004 and 281 weeks from June 2005 to October 2010 as World Number One.
From December 2009 to early April 2010, Woods took leave from professional golf to focus on his marriage after he admitted infidelity, but he and his wife Elin Nordegren eventually divorced. His many extramarital indiscretions were revealed by several different women, through many worldwide media sources. This was followed by a loss of golf form, and his ranking gradually fell to a low of No. 58 in November 2011. He ended a career-high winless streak of 107 weeks when he captured the Chevron World Challenge in December 2011. After winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational on March 25, 2013, he ascended to the No.1 ranking once again, holding the top spot until May 2014. Woods had back disc surgery in April 2014, and has struggled since to regain his dominant form. By March 29, 2015, Woods had fallen to #104, outside of the top 100 for the first time since the week prior to his first Tour title win in 1996.
Actors: Andre Campbell (actor), Andre Campbell (actor), George Davila (actor), Ethan Duong (actor), Darius G. (actor), Darius G. (actor), Joe Garcia (actor), Chadsworth Garza (actor), Kareem Ghuneim (actor), Jack Gonzales (actor), Frank Gonzalez (actor), Joe Grisaffi (actor), Thomas Fletcher Henley (actor), Andrew C. Howard (actor), Elijah Beckett (actor),
Plot: Join Brian as he tries to prove that his former best friend and punk rock band-mate's death was anything but an accident. Filled with humor, social commentary, and mystery, its script has been called "brave", "entertaining", "hilarious", and "destined to become a cult classic". In Overdose: Death of a Punk Rocker, we are introduced to Brian: former bass player/song writer for the now famous punk rock band, "The B-movie Nightmares". He currently sells guitar strings at Mr. G's guitar store in Houston, Texas. Even though he missed his big break, Brian keeps a positive outlook. Plus, it was his choice to leave the band, even though he and Brad were at one point the best of friends. It's all because Brad let Snarf into the band. Snarf is a tall, skinny, crazy junkie. There are no limits to the lows he'll go through for the latest buzz. His shenanigans to make Brian understand his addictions seem never-ending. One shenanigan in particular leads to Brian's exodus from the band. Brian was so upset that he said they could keep playing his songs. He didn't care one bit. But he never thought they'd blow up and sell 3 million copies of an album of his songs. Then the news came on TV and said Brad was dead. A heroin overdose they said. It all seemed so clichéd. Brian didn't believe it. He was going to figure out what really happened. His "investigation" leads him to Marley, Brad's former drug dealer. Brian ends up revealing the B-movie Nightmare's back-story as well as his own through his conversations with Marley. Was it a simple overdose or was there foul play? And if it was foul play, then who's to blame? Was it Snarf? What about the Korean Cowboy? A Satanic Ronald Reagan? Brian asks "just one more thing" [ala Columbo] in his quest to seek out the truth...But no one said it'd be just another leisurely Sunday murder mystery. And it certainly won't be as polite.
Keywords: overdose, punk, rock-and-rollActors: Damatri Crayton (actor), Alan Ehrlich (actor), Tony Moser (actor), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Mighty Mike Murga (actor), Mike Nyman (actor), Chris Pentzell (actor), Britt Prentice (actor), William Patrick Riley (actor), Alexander Schottky (actor), Cy Shim (actor), Chacko Vadaketh (actor), Jeremy Walker (actor), Joseph Bakshandeh (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Horror,Actors: Kris Campbell (actor), Herme Chua (actor), Dwayne Colber (actor), John Gilbert (actor), Deon Richmond (actor), Steve Sirkis (actor), Rachel Greene (actress), Shauntay Hinton (actress), Cailin Mendes (actress), Kary Parks (actress), Xavier Green (producer), Michael C. Watkins (producer), Steve Watkins (producer), Steve Watkins (writer), Xavier Green (director),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Ron Butler (actor), Sharon Butler (actor), Herme Chua (actor), Ralph Cole Jr. (actor), Barrett Crake (actor), Jay Donnell (actor), Chris Dotson (actor), Josh Harraway (actor), Justin James Hughes (actor), Tohoru Masamune (actor), Jaylen Moore (actor), Jonathan Nail (actor), Adam Palmer (actor), Avery Radford (actor), Artez Bailey (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Musical, Short,Actors: Roderick Buycks Jr. (actor), Roderick Buycks Jr. (actor), Roderick Buycks Jr. (actor), Tony Calle (actor), Chris Champol (actor), Gabe Copeland (actor), Tim Couser (actor), Tony Dang (actor), Katie Dorinson (actor), Grace Gagnier-Guillod (actor), Nick Hardt (actor), Desmon Heck (actor), Tim Keller (actor), Konstantin Lavysh (actor), Garbis J. Bartanian (actor),
Genres: Comedy, Music, Musical, Short,Actors: John K. Anderson (actor), Rico E. Anderson (actor), Samuel DeClan Anderson (actor), Michael Bell (actor), Scott Benefiel (actor), Thomas Aske Berg (actor), Tim Zues Boland (actor), Dean Cain (actor), Dean Cameron (actor), Steve Cecena (actor), Herme Chua (actor), Vernon Coleman (actor), Jimmy Diggs (actor), David Ellison (actor), Jerad Anderson (actor),
Plot: Eric, a highly-gifted golfer but radically-undisciplined college undergrad, finds his world drastically altered after losing a golf bet to a pair of sadistic plastic surgeons. Eric's bad-boy attitude lifestyle comes to a screeching halt as he loses his money, his girlfriend, his dignity and his golf swing. Eric and his best friend Tyler decide to take on the doctors, in a final golf match of "Best-Ball" to get his life back and become the man he should have been all along.
Keywords: ball, bet, black-humor, boy-with-glasses, college, college-student, female-nudity, girlfriend, golf, golf-ballActors: Mike Barber (actor), Jake Bern (actor), Adam Harrington (actor), Matthew Harris (actor), Matthew Harris (actor), Joe Hartzler (actor), Lincoln Hoppe (actor), Griff Kohout (actor), Shannon Quinn (actor), Greg Studley (actor), Cooper Harris (actress), Tom Arnold (producer), Blake Bandy (producer), Jake Bern (producer), Eric Kritzer (producer),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Donald Glover (actor), Lisa Goldberg (producer), James Weaver (producer), Theodore Bressman (writer), James Weaver (director), David Weaver (editor),
Genres: Comedy, Short,Actors: Zach Alden (actor), Joe Manuella (actor), Joe Richards (actor), Stuart Rigby (actor), Don Rugg (actor), Matthew R. Schaller (actor), Pavel Sfera (actor), Mark Tabor (actor), Jessica Hughes (actress), Lissa Negrin (actress), Shon Vaughn (actress), Breven Angaelica Warren (actress), Jeffrey A. Fisher (producer), Jon Hotchkiss (producer), Devin McGovern (producer),
Genres: Comedy,Actors: John Cho (actor), John Colton (actor), Christopher Coyne (actor), Keith David (actor), Chris Devlin (actor), Dar Dixon (actor), Spencer Garrett (actor), Jerry Giles (actor), Gary LeRoi Gray (actor), Albert Hall (actor), T.J. Hall (actor), Glenn Hermans (actor), Joe Ivy (actor), Radmar Agana Jao (actor), Mark Carlton (actor),
Genres: Biography, Drama, Sport,I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
And on my really good days
They swell to the size of small dogs
My balls are as big as small dogs
Well it ain't braggin' if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
Was to one day go down on Madonna
That's all he wanted, that was all,
To one day go down on Madonna
And when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
He got to go down on Madonna
In Rome on night in some hotel
And ever since he's been depressed
His life is shit from here on in
And all our friends just shake their heads
And say too soon, too soon, too soon
He went down on Madonna too soon
Too young, too young, too soon, too soon
And it ain't braggin if it's true
Yes sir, yes sir
No it ain't braggin' if it's true
Muhammad Ali said that
Back when he was a young man
Back when he was cassius clay
Before he fought too many fights
And left his brain inside the ring
And sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
If certain girls don't look at you
It means that they like you a lot
If other girls don't look at you, it just means they're ignoring you
How can you know
How can you know
Which is which, who's doin' what
I guess that you can ask 'em
Which one are you baby
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
Do you like me or are you ignoring me
And all you need to do that
Is one big pair of big balls
Balls as big as grapefruits
Balls as big as pumpkins
Balls as big as mine
But even though my balls are big
Sometimes I wish they were bigger
Even bigger
Big as the wheels on a tractor
Big as the golden arches
Big as the golden gate bridge
Big as the state of Kansas
Big as Mars and Jupiter
Big as the swing of Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975) is an American professional golfer who is among the most successful golfers of all time. He has been one of the highest-paid athletes in the world for several years.
Following an outstanding amateur and two-year college golf career, Woods turned professional at age 20 in late summer 1996. By April 1997 he had already won his first major, the 1997 Masters in a record-breaking performance, winning the tournament by 12 strokes and pocketing $486,000. He first reached the number one position in the world rankings in June 1997. Through the 2000s, Woods was the dominant force in golf, spending 264 weeks from August 1999 to September 2004 and 281 weeks from June 2005 to October 2010 as World Number One.
From December 2009 to early April 2010, Woods took leave from professional golf to focus on his marriage after he admitted infidelity, but he and his wife Elin Nordegren eventually divorced. His many extramarital indiscretions were revealed by several different women, through many worldwide media sources. This was followed by a loss of golf form, and his ranking gradually fell to a low of No. 58 in November 2011. He ended a career-high winless streak of 107 weeks when he captured the Chevron World Challenge in December 2011. After winning the Arnold Palmer Invitational on March 25, 2013, he ascended to the No.1 ranking once again, holding the top spot until May 2014. Woods had back disc surgery in April 2014, and has struggled since to regain his dominant form. By March 29, 2015, Woods had fallen to #104, outside of the top 100 for the first time since the week prior to his first Tour title win in 1996.