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Olly Murs is "20% gay". He would be 100% gay, but Sam Smith stole the other 80% just to retain his title as our leader

So the Budget starts now. Who wants to drink, smoke, eat and keep warm down the pub with me now whilst we can still afford it? #Budget2016

If Michael Appleton only had 6mth contract at Oxford they would be in a much worse state. Sometimes success takes time #oufc #bbcsportsday

The main reason that the Brazil Olympics seem a disaster already is because Britain nailed it during London 2012. Watch and learn S'America

As a Villa fan it pisses me off when a decent manager is slated for going to a 'lower' club. Go back to reading Sports Bible and shut up

"I can't believe Rafa Benitez has gone to a shit club like Newcastle" - Well, Ranieri went to Leicester and look what happened there #NUFC

So what if Rafa went from Real Madrid to Newcastle? Not a #NUFC fan but top managers can go to someone outside the 'European Elite' you know

Now starting Scary Monsters audiobook by @domjoly. Great so far!

Oxford United - Progressive Aston Villa - Circus #myclubinoneword #bbcsportsday

should be praised however abusing the system should not be an aspect. I hope she takes part and gets the lifetime ban.

break clear rules with potential high risk consequences should NOT be supported. This Girl Can etc have helped a lot of people and

because of shit like "girl power" and "This Girl Can" etc. I am all for female participation in running but using those reasons to

Currently involved in a debate: A lady wants to take her friends @LondonMarathon ballot place as her friend is injured. Has been told that

Due to some over-zealous eBay bidding I may be winning 110 High 5 energy gels. Hoping I get outbid on at least 2 auctions! #ukrunchat

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