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Find Out What Emma Stone, Jim Carrey, And Andrew Zimmern Have To Say
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Market Frenzy: Apple Stocks Have Skyrocketed After News Broke That The Business Pig Was Walking Around The Company’s Office
If you’re an investor with holdings in Apple you’ve got to be jumping up and down with joy at today’s unprecedented market activity: Apple stocks skyrocketed today after news broke that the business pig was walking around the company’s office.
Science FTW: Researchers Covered Head To Toe In Mustard Have Announced That Their Colleagues Got Them Good
Anyone who keeps up with the science world is going to want to take some time to read about this fascinating new development: Stanford researchers covered head to toe in mustard have announced that their colleagues got them good.
‘I Can’t Wait For People To See My Impression Of Queen Frontman Eddie Murphy’: 5 Questions With Rami Malek
Though he may not be a household name yet, Rami Malek is on his way to A-list status. He’s had a series of memorable turns in everything from ‘Mr. Robot’ to ‘The Master’ to ‘Night At The Museum,’ and we’re about to see his biggest role yet when he plays Freddie Mercury in the upcoming Queen biopic, ‘Bohemian…
Heartwarming: These Students Raised $10,000 For Their Teacher When He Asked Them Nicely
A special group of kids at Lincoln Middle School in Bloomfield, MI just did one of the most heartwarming things of all time. The incredible students came together and worked tirelessly to raise $10,000 for their teacher when he nicely asked them if they could please do that.
Taking A Stand: ‘The New York Times’ Editorial Board Has Announced That George H.W. Bush Shouldn’t Do Too Many Other Things Because It Is Done Editing His Obituary
In a shocking and strongly worded statement published on its front page this morning, The New York Times Editorial Board has issued a public request to George H.W. Bush demanding that he not do too many other things during his lifetime because it is done editing his obituary.
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Find Out What Pope Francis, Carrie-Anne Moss, And Josh Groban Have To Say
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I’m Proud Of President Trump For Replacing The Un-American Practice Of Family Separation With The Profoundly American Practice Of Mass Incarceration (By Mitch McConnell)
As a senator and a public servant, it’s my job to uphold American morals every day. That’s why I’m proud of President Trump for signing an executive order on immigration that did away with the un-American practice of family separation and replaced it with the profoundly American practice of mass incarceration.
Fact Check: Paleontologists Break Down All The Ways ‘Jurassic Park’ Gets Newman Wrong
Wow. These paleontologists did not hold back.
The 5 Least Scary Things Known As ‘The Widowmaker’ In Their Respective Towns
“The Widowmaker” can sometimes sound like a scary name, but that’s not always the case. Here are the five least scary things known as “The Widowmaker” in their respective towns.
The Definition Of Luxury: This Spa Has Pools With Specialized Sharks That Eat Off Your Dead Limbs
If you live in the Portland area and are looking to treat yourself, you’ve got to try out Oasis Spa, a luxurious new spa that has pools with specialized sharks that eat off your dead limbs.
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‘I Want To See More Movies About Lesser-Known Superheroes Like Black Panther, Candle Legs, Fuck Jockey, Staticky Picnic Table, And The Wireless Smell’: 5 Questions With Sterling K. Brown
‘Black Panther,’ ‘This Is Us,’ and ‘The People V. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story’ are just three of the smash-hit credits on Sterling K. Brown’s résumé. A consummate dramatic actor, Brown has lent his talents to enough beloved TV shows and movies that most Americans are sure to be a fan of at least one of them. We…
Getting What She Came For: Woman Leaves Japanese Class As Soon As She Learns The Word For ‘Beach Ball’
Good for her!
Find Out What January Jones, Cormac McCarthy, And Daisy Ridley Have To Say
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Exonerated: This Convicted Murderer Was Released From Prison After 20 Years When An Online Quiz Sorted Him Into Gryffindor
When Walter Anderson was convicted of murdering a convenience store clerk two decades ago, it seemed like he would be in prison for the rest of his life. However, an incredible nonprofit pressured the courts to revisit Walter’s case, and thanks to new forensic tools, he received some incredible news: After spending 20…
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