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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 18

    Welcome To Onion Social, The Onion's New Social Media Platform. Join the revolution at .

    26 replies 94 retweets 332 likes
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  2. 32 minutes ago

    Study Suggests Onion Social Notifications 300 Times More Satisfying To Receive Than Facebook Notifications

    11 replies 49 retweets 483 likes
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  3. 1 hour ago

    Ovechkin Hopes To Inspire Other Athletes To Power Through Month-Long Bender

    13 replies 468 retweets 1,538 likes
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  4. 2 hours ago

    Users Explain What They Love About Onion Social

    10 replies 74 retweets 274 likes
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    3 hours ago

    The Latest ‘Fortnite’ Update Includes Memorial-Service Cutscenes After Every Kill So Players Can Learn To Value Human Life

    29 replies 888 retweets 3,305 likes
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  6. 3 hours ago

    Onion Social Becomes First Company To Reach Top Of Fortune 500 In Less Than 72 Hours ?

    10 replies 21 retweets 252 likes
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  7. 3 hours ago

    Tucker Carlson Angrily Explains Difference Between Good Baby And Bad Baby

    46 replies 615 retweets 2,869 likes
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  8. 4 hours ago

    MS-13 Gang Leader Getting Some Pretty Great Ideas From Watching ICE Work

    40 replies 801 retweets 3,366 likes
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  9. 4 hours ago

    Signing up for Onion Social is easy. After you make a user name and password, just draw two vials of your blood and you’re ready to start connecting.

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    Getting Started With Onion Social
    10 replies 57 retweets 354 likes
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  10. 5 hours ago

    Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing

    275 replies 2,512 retweets 7,423 likes
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  11. 5 hours ago

    Encouraging Report Shows 45% Of Onion Social Users Survive Beta Testing

    8 replies 21 retweets 282 likes
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  12. 6 hours ago

    Cops Bust Filthy, Unshaven Mark Zuckerberg For Selling Personal Data On Street Corner

    42 replies 804 retweets 4,322 likes
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  13. 6 hours ago

    Your Horoscopes — Week Of June 19, 2018

    6 replies 15 retweets 56 likes
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  14. 7 hours ago

    Getting Started With Onion Social

    11 replies 42 retweets 176 likes
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  15. 7 hours ago

    Report: Ants Having Some Kind Of Party Inside Crack In Pavement

    29 replies 234 retweets 1,537 likes
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  16. 8 hours ago

    Working-Class Silicon Valley Residents Beg Onion Social To Demolish Their Homes For New Headquarters

    5 replies 82 retweets 603 likes
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  17. 8 hours ago

    Onion Social Inspires Wave Of Democratic Revolutions Around World ?

    3 replies 33 retweets 331 likes
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  18. 9 hours ago

    ‘I’m A Trump-Era Conservative,’ Says Horrifying Man 25 Years From Now

    26 replies 331 retweets 2,078 likes
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  19. 10 hours ago

    Amputee Inspires Others Not To Lose Limbs

    13 replies 172 retweets 1,206 likes
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  20. 10 hours ago

    Archaeologists Discover Fully Intact 17th-Century Belief System In Ohio Congressman

    41 replies 1,508 retweets 6,320 likes
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  21. 11 hours ago

    New Study Finds No Long-Term Health Benefits

    9 replies 180 retweets 939 likes
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