Karl the Fog  

@KarlTheFog

All that is sunny does not glitter, not all those in the fog are lost.

San Francisco, CA
Joined August 2010

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  1. Jun 19

    I win, Salesforce Tower. I always dew.

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  2. Jun 8

    Floating in to celebrate the 3rd championship in 4 years ☁️🏆☁️🏆☁️🏆☁️

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  3. Jun 5
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  4. Jun 2

    Time: 9:45am Current temp: 72 degrees Weather Warning: Stay inside and avoid Dolores Park at all costs – it will be warm, sunny, and an overall miserable experience

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  5. May 28

    Today’s high: 81 degrees Today’s other high: going to their 4th consecutive NBA championship

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  6. May 27

    1) Unconditional love 2) Never go to bed angry 3) They can’t move

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  7. May 27

    Happy 81st birthday to the best cuddle buddy a cloud could have

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  8. May 23
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  9. May 22

    Salesforce Tower: I’m gonna make my big debut tonight and everyone’s gonna see what I can do Me: LOL no

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  10. May 22

    Sorry for the strong performance but I’m working on my EGOT

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  11. May 20

    When someone asks if I brought this wind

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  12. May 19
    Show this thread
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  13. May 19

    *Last minute SF-themed costume ideas* ☁️ ME: wear all grey and eat your way through the city 💨 THE WIND: be an asshole and mess up everyone's hair ☀️ A WARM NIGHT: don't show up for the race since you don't exist

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  14. May 19

    Our Bay to BARKers costume contest winners! 🐾Most San Francisco: Karl the Fog 🐾Most Original (tied): Georgie from the movie It & Doggie Kissing Booth! Thanks for coming to our pawty, our adoptathon continues today & tmrw. FREE adoptions for adult animals, 5+ months!

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  15. May 16

    Bay to Breakers weekend forecast: mostly foggy with a high chance of a drunken emotional breakdown near Alamo Square

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  16. May 15

    ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️ good night ☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️ ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

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  17. May 14

    May in most of the northern hemisphere: "summer is coming up, I finally get to wear short sleeves!!" May in San Francisco: "summer is coming up, time to bust out my scarf and wool pea coat"

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  18. May 14

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Yes it’s gonna be grey until September Z

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  19. May 13
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  20. May 12

    RIP Summer 2018 (5/11/18 – 5/12/18)

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