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@kristenschaaled

Comedian, actress, writer.

New York
Joined April 2010
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  1. Jun 21

    Too bad vacuum can’t suck up that excessive u. Ok everyone just a little fun, keep fighting, keep tidying.

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    Jun 20

    IT’S ALMOST LIKE THEY DIDN’T MEAN IT WHEN THEY SAID “ALL LIVES MATTER”

    421 replies . 33,403 retweets 90,262 likes
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  3. Retweeted
    Jun 19

    The only alternative to this cruelty and chaos was to elect a person who used a personal email account for work, so you can see why it was a tough call for so many people.

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  4. Jun 20

    Me too!

    I believe that . I stand with immigrants, asylum seekers, and refugees, and will do all I can to the family separation policy.
    10 replies . 53 retweets 542 likes
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    Jun 20

    YOU DON’T THANK THE KIDNAPPER FOR RELEASING THE HOSTAGES

    Thank you for taking critical action ending family separation at our border. Congress must now act + find a lasting solution that is consistent with our shared values;the same values that so many come here seeking as they endeavor to create a better life for their families
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    Jun 18

    Remember that time Republicans made it a national crisis when football players kneeled during the National Anthem, but now kids are in concentration camps inside abandoned circuit city stores and they’re like, “(shrug) What can you do?”

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    Jun 20

    If you set up internment camps for babies and then everyone notices so you sign an order ending internment camps for babies it doesn't mean you didn't set up internment camps for babies.

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  8. Jun 20

    Follow the money.

    New detention facilities for immigrants to be built and operated by private prison corporations across the country. The two largest private corrections corporations, GEO Group and CoreCivic, each gave $250,000 to Trump's inaugural festivities. via
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  9. Jun 19

    Great cause! Trying to activate the youth! Please come to this show!

    2 replies . 6 retweets 63 likes
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  10. Jun 19

    Ugh, can just please fight now?

    49 replies . 123 retweets 1,621 likes
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  11. Jun 19

    SO FUN!

    Plus join me, , & the rest of the cast & crew as we tell secrets, have yuks, and pose awkwardly for promotional photos! Only on the new Gravity Falls DVD/Blu-Ray!
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    Jun 19

    In case you were wondering, one-third (95 out of 289) of all American Nobel Prizes in the Sciences have been earned by Immigrants to the United States.

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  13. Jun 18

    Ha! I for sure thought you were besties. I bet you will be.

    One step closer to Matt Berninger et al. Also in Remy S1 E5 I wore another good one when I made the unanimously crowd-pleasing pea mac n cheese. Trouble Will Find Me...
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    Jun 18

    DHS must resign now. She's allowing Trump to ruthlessly hold vulnerable children hostage, to use them as bargaining chips. This is beyond morally reprehensible. RETWEET if you also agree.

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    Jun 18

    It's funny, I haven't seen any outcry from "pro-life" organizations about the treatment of children at the border. Almost as if they don't give a shit about actual babies.

    2,899 replies . 72,486 retweets 229,259 likes
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    Jun 18

    The real Trump Hotel.

    2,111 replies . 41,101 retweets 78,857 likes
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  17. Jun 18

    This is CRAZY that we have to fight for our government to stop abusing children. F Trump and F the GOP!

    We can pass the Keep Families Together Act to stop the humanitarian crisis at our border, but only if you’re so loud your representatives have no choice but to do what’s right. Call Congress – and keep calling, marching and telling everyone you know to do the same.
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  18. Jun 18

    Love you!

    You know why I belive in change? I believe in you.
    3 replies . 8 retweets 167 likes
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  19. Jun 18

    And if they do they’ll spin it as the heroes who saved the children.

    Let’s be clear, this Administration, including DHS knows they could stop the zero-tolerance policy right now and let these children be with their families.
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  20. Jun 18

    This!!!

    Avocado farmers in Santa Barbara County are currently struggling to find workers. So to all of the white people who whine about Latinos, here's your chance to get those jobs you said we were stealing from "hardworking" Americans.
    6 replies . 77 retweets 459 likes
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