Fahmy Baharuddin

@Fahmy93

The same 10 jokes repeated in different forms of endless possibilities. Most of it about butts.

Vancouver
Instagram.com/fahmyb93/
Đã tham gia tháng 6 năm 2009
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  1. Tweet đã ghim
    13 thg 7, 2015

    I'm really excited for the day when I sit down for a job interview and the interviewer starts it off by saying "So we found your Twitter"

    1 tweet lại 12 thích
  2. 8 giờ trước

    If animals could talk, I'm pretty sure my dog would just say "I wish he would stop saying "Oooooh, thirsty" every single time I'd drink"

    1 thích
  3. 16 giờ trước

    Since everyone is doing their favourite Vine

    I LAUGH EVERY TIME
    Vine by criisreverte
    Xem trên Vine
    2 thích
  4. 20 giờ trước

    I finally get to go to the gym after more than a week yay

    3 thích
  5. 9 thg 11

    Let's not talk about non-voters, protest votes, and such. Let's talk about how there was actually enough people in a country to let him win.

    2 tweet lại 5 thích
  6. 9 thg 11

    Please, please, pleases take care of each other.

    3 thích
  7. 6 thg 11

    "Yeah that's how sometimes think I should get a face tattoo when I know I never will" - Me when the interviewer asks to tell me about myself

  8. 13 thg 3

    we did it you guys we saved daylight

    1.943 tweet lại 3.110 thích
  9. 5 thg 11

    Chilly day stretchin

  10. 4 thg 11

    Her.- do you have a dog or a cat? me.- I don't know.

    13.978 tweet lại 24.661 thích
  11. 4 thg 11

    I should be a gogo boy but my "ew gross don't touch me" face is pretty obvious.

    3 thích
  12. 4 thg 11

    I wish somebody would look at me and say "OOooh yeasss" the same way the end the Tasty videos.

    1 thích
  13. 31 thg 10

    is it still a mashup if i'm just obeying commands

    274 tweet lại 1.105 thích
  14. 1 thg 11

    Successfully went through an entire evening dealing with trick or treaters without going "Who the fuck are you supposed to be?"

    1 thích
  15. 31 thg 10

    She looks like she's about to sell you some really shady stuff

    1 thích
  16. 31 thg 10

    Exhibit A

  17. 31 thg 10

    This is the best time of the year and I'll tell you why in 3 words: dogs in sweaters.

    1 tweet lại 2 thích
  18. 30 thg 10 Vancouver, British Columbia

    A doctor wearing a "Trust me I'm a dogtor" t shirt while holding a dog wearing a sweater. Were…

    1 thích
  19. 29 thg 10

    *sits down at face painting booth* "Just fuck me up, Kylie"

  20. 28 thg 10

    People who don't listen to any music while they're working out are either gods or psychopaths

    1 thích

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