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45th President Donald Trump parody 🇺🇸. Official Trump parody account selected by 9783 members of the Trump Parody Guild.
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Donald J. Trump 11h
Only 4 of my 9 advisers liked MY idea of DESTROYING Hurricane Irma by detonating a nuclear warhead 1 mile off the coast of Miami. Sad!
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Donald J. Trump 15h
Category 4 Hurricane Irma will hit Puerto Rico. I asked Gen Kelly if I can send a plane to evacuate all US citizens. He just shook his head.
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Donald J. Trump 20h
Today I slept in late & I won’t work because it's . But today seems no different than any other day. Sad.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 3
I'm ending & deporting 800,000 children. An EASY decision since I never consider the morality of my decisions.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 3
priest told me that because of my presidency, BILLIONS of nonreligious people are now praying everyday!
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Donald J. Trump Sep 2
Here's a photoshopped pic of ME saving a flood victim. It looks so real! I don't even remember being on a boat. I'm glad I saved his life!
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Donald J. Trump Sep 2
I said ‘Have a good time, everybody" to survivors in a shelter. I just know they're having lots of fun. Harvey has been a wonderful thing.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 2
Houston was SO LUCKY to have me visit today. Here are pics of me loaning out boxes of Play Doh from my personal collection.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 2
I'm on Air Force One to go see my Texas Harvey victims & supporters! I brought my golf clubs & 5000 of my $40 hats to sell.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 1
I'm firing my longtime friend, aide & adviser Keith Schiller. I get VERY ANGRY at LOSERS like him, who THINK that I need ANY help or advice.
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Donald J. Trump Sep 1
Like all Americans, I'm going to ENJOY this five day ! Lots of golf & TV, and no boring meetings to attend!🇺🇸
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Donald J. Trump Aug 31
I pledge $1 Million of MY money to . I wanted to pledge $900 Billion but my advisors say 1 million is more believable.
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Donald J. Trump Aug 31
was Obama’s TERRIBLE idea! So I’m sure I’ll end it. I’m now in a meeting w/ my advisers so they can tell me what DAKA is.
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Donald J. Trump Aug 31
Americans are donating to victims. I've given nothing, so THEY are making ME look bad! Sad!
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Donald J. Trump Aug 30
left many homeless. So book now at my Trump Hotels! 1000s of vacant rooms! No disaster discounts, but rated 5 🌟
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Donald J. Trump Aug 29
Epic, historic, & record setting crowds came to congratulate ME at my rally!! What a crowd! What a turnout!
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Donald J. Trump Aug 29
Texan’s response is great! Good visit, but FLOTUS Melania Trump & I are leaving Texas early since we don’t do well in rain.
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Donald J. Trump Aug 29
Happy B-day ! Few people know I’m his BEST friend! I’ve invited Michael to the White House, but he hasn’t got back to me yet.
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Donald J. Trump Aug 29
Finland's president says: NO fighter deal w/ Boeing AFTER I announced it. SAD! How could a president be so confused?
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Donald J. Trump Aug 28
I wish I knew WHY we get these historic storms & floods! I won’t ask scientists, since I know more about science than they do.
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