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Male Model. Long snapper. My first wife is . NOBLE APE out July 13 & available for preorder. All new material in FIXER UPPER TOUR.

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    May 2

    This all-new comedy special will have a limited release in select theaters on July 13th and be available to rent or buy everywhere you get stuff to watch and listen. Audio and visual versions are now available for preorder now

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  2. 57 minutes ago

    Writing is hard.

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  3. 7 hours ago

    SUVs explained

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  4. 12 hours ago

    Las Vegas This Sunday Caesar’s Palace - The Colosseum New Material I love You

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  5. May 23

    I did know what is more awkward: Walking around a hotel lobby with a wig or having the wig be sincerely complimented by a nice 80 year old lady, “Oh, beautiful wig”. I proudly said “Thank you.”

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  6. May 23

    Eating vegetables is cruel. Except for the potato because they can’t feel anything.

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  7. May 22

    Still working out the kinks

    This new show is weird
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  8. May 22

    What is your state sponsored by?

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  9. May 22

    The great and hysterical has written another book. Get it here

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  10. May 21

    Maybe just don't eat donuts?

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  11. May 18

    It's all POV. Happy

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  12. May 17

    You guys, I can’t believe the Royal Wedding is…

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  13. May 17

    New shows added in Phoenix & Santa Rosa. Presale PW Bacon.

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  14. May 17

    You guys, I can’t believe the Royal Wedding is almost here!  

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  15. May 16

    Why we are all tired

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  16. May 15

    So fun performing with my old acapella group . Back then we were sixatonix. I miss those days of singing without music and all the humming. Anyway buy the new album

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  17. May 15

    Coming this Christmas: Rufus The Reindeer Remix.

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  18. May 14

    Traveling may be exhausting and annoying but thankfully on every plane there is always one loud talking idiot who obviously has never heard the term inside voice.

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  19. May 14

    I don't know if you can tell, but I was not an art major.

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  20. May 14

    I rarely post flattering pics of myself, mostly cause those pics don’t exist. Anyway this video was taken at on Saturday night. I always have good time there. Love the staff. I like to think this video is the POV of cheeseburger I’m about to eat.

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  21. May 13

    I’m so excited to not care about the Royal Wedding!!!!

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