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Jim Jefferies: How Jeff Bezos should spend his billions.

Physics Girl: Bandaids glow when opening?!

Bill Maher: Future headlines.

Jimmy Dore: Mitt Romney says fuck discussing immigration.

The Dotard Трамп and His Band of Racists and Kidnappers:

• Stephen: How The Red Hen could’ve treated Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: What really drives anti-iImmigration politics
• Chris Hayes: Why Paul Manafort didn’t demand a salary to work for Dotard Трамп
• Stephen: If at first you don’t succeed, call it a “travel ban”
• Trevor EVISCERATES the civility argument:

• Late Show: A mobile restaurant for Трамп officials
• Jimmy Dore: Republican Peter King calls Трамп a “psychopath!”
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Judge orders Donald Trump administration to reunite families within 30 days
• Stephen: Трамп and Putin are getting back together
• Joy Reid: Ivanka Трамп’s associates baffled by her silence on border
• Steve Kornacki: President Barack Obama and Jon Stewart—Different method, same message.
• Trevor: The truth about “Space Force”
• Stephen: Dotard Трамп is afraid to say Stephen’s name
• Seth Meyers: Трамп goes to Nevada amid migrant detention crisis
• Jimmy Fallon gets a Tweet from The Dotard:

• Rachel Maddow: GOP anxious to subvert Robert Mueller as Dotard Трамп Russia probe pushes on
• Stephen: Jon Stewart is ready to negotiate with The Dotard Трамп
• Trevor: Трамп’s Starburst tantrum & the President’s self-described elitism
• Late Show: What’s going through the President’s mind?
• Michele Wolf roasts the White House
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s unhinged South Carolina rally & SCOTUS upholds travel ban
• Steve Kornacki: To understand President Dotard Трамп, look to Pat Buchanan
• Jim Jefferies: Migrant detention centers—a firsthand account
• Stephen: New challenge coins for Трамп’s presidency
• Vox: Can Трамп really pardon himself?
• Heads of State: Трамп SINGS about eliminating due process for immigrants
• Ari Melber: Supreme Court decision is a fight for American values
• Trevor: Stephen Miller loves to cause pain
• Stephen: President Трамп reverts back to campaign rally Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: One Senator could block Dotard Трамп’s Supreme Court pick
• Daily Show: In Трамп’s universe, everyone loves “Space Force”
• Joy Reid: Is Dotard Трамп trying to dismantle NATO and the European Union?
• Jim Jefferies: Separating migrant families at the border:

• Late Night: Трамп’s favorite “red wave” political cartoon
• Seth Meyers and Chris Hayes: Why it’s important to yell at public officials
• Trevor: The message on Melania’s jacket
• Stephen: Melania Трамп has an entire “hidden message” wardrobe

John Oliver: Mexican elections.

Minute Earth: The similarity trap.

ABC CEO says “No more racist shows”.

Bill Maher: New Rule—Suckers.

Electoral Consequences:

• Stephen interviews Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
• Trevor: SCOTUS news devastates Dems but Hasan Minhaj has hope
• Chris Hayes: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on her win and “the start of a movement”
• Mark Fiore: The Supreme Court gets Трампier.
• Rachel Maddow: Democrats face day 1 of winnable fight for Supreme Court’s future
• Seth Meyers: Трамп’s Rally; Kennedy retires; GOP attacks Russia probe
• Stephen: Mitch McConnell’s supreme about face
• Chris Hayes: Republicans are suddenly silent about push to overturn Roe v. Wade
• Trevor: Anthony Kennedy and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez rock the political world
• Late Night: A message for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
• Stephen: Alexandria Ocasio Cortez surprised everyone, even herself.

Minute Physics: Extraterrestrial cycloids—Why are they on Europa?.

Trevor: Bill Clinton and James Patterson — “The President Is Missing”.

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

The Special Olympics kick off this weekend in Seattle. I don’t know how they were awarded, but if it’s anything like the other Olympics, I imagine that the corruption was glorious. Bribes and kickbacks galore.

Since China has stopped taking our filthy recycling, can we all try to be better at recycling? Like, your congealed orange juice doesn’t belong in the recycling bin just because it’s in a plastic bottle. I will try to get better at keeping my recyclables dry.

We are now heavily into the 2018 election season, with primary elections tonight in Colorado, Maryland, New York (federal only), Oklahoma and Utah, and run-off elections tonight in Mississippi and South Carolina. Of course there are plenty of things happening in state and local politics, as well. Stop by and we can chat about them at tonight’s gathering of the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the rear of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are 253 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, six in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or consider starting your own chapter.

I hope you all enjoyed Pride if you went. I enjoyed the parade, but I had other things to do, so I couldn’t watch the whole thing. It’s not my place as a cishet guy to tell them how to change the parade, but it was pretty long.

Deuteronomy 22:23-24
If a man happens to meet in a town a virgin pledged to be married and he sleeps with her, you shall take both of them to the gate of that town and stone them to death—the young woman because she was in a town and did not scream for help, and the man because he violated another man’s wife. You must purge the evil from among you.

Discuss.

Stephen: Profiles In Discourage—The “Gay Nazi” candidate.

Jimmy Kimmel: Kimmel vs Cruz—Blobfish basketball classic.

The Atlantic: Your brain on depression.

Seth Meyers: Senator Tammy Baldwin on being the first openly gay person elected to the Senate.

Roy Wood Jr. versus The News.

WaPo: Is the news stressing you out? Tips for dealing with news related anxiety.

John Oliver: Xi Jinping.

The Dotard Трамп And His Band of Kidnappers And Hostage Takers:

• Stephen: Melania Трамп really doesn’t care, do U?
• Mother Jones: Inside the spontaneous airport protest to greet separated children in NYC
• Seth Meyer: Трамп holds rally amid aftermath of family separation policy
• Lawrence O’Donnell: President Dotard Трамп admin fights rules on border children
• Stephen: Now we know who’s willing to defend caging children
• Jonathan Mann: This land is your land
• Full Frontal: Leaked audio from The Daily’s Stephen Miller interview
• Rachael Maddow: As HHS tent city filled with kids, Alex Azar left for college reunion
• Late Show: The OTHER cruel White House lawn press conference
• Trevor: Uproar over Трамп’s migrant separation policy reaches a fevered pitch
• Stephen: Stephen Miller takes a victory lap on family separation
• Heads of State: Трамп explains his immigrant child kidnapping policy:

• WaPo: The unanswered questions after Трамп’s immigration executive order
• Stephen gets really into Трамп’s MAGA rally
• Daily Show: Kirstjen Nielsen goes out for Mexican food
• Chris Hayes: Why did Scott Pruitt spend $1500 on “tactical pants”?
• Late Show: Scott Pruitt’s tactical pants
• Lauren Mayer: Tyrants are now Трамп’s best friends
• Seth Meyers: Late Night White House press briefing
• Ari Melber: Трамп silent on how separated migrant families will be reunited
• Mother Jones: The Трамп administration keeps changing its story on child separation
• WaPo: The Трамп administration’s wildly contradictory statements on family separation
• Stephen: Трамп wants FAUX News to learn from North Korea’s state TV
• Lawrence O’Donnell: The little girls blocking The Dotard Трамп
• The Atlantic: Watch the U.S. turn away asylum seekers at the border
• Late Show: This cloud either looks like Трамп or…
• James Cordon: Here’s how to reunite families at the US Mexico border
• Randy Rainbow: WTF, YOU GUYS!?:

• Trevor: Трамп’s child separation crisis hits a breaking point
• Chris Hayes: Detained migrant teens marched through airport
• Daily Show: FAUX News vs. North Korean State TV
• Samantha Bee: Migrant kids update—Трамп fixed it! Part I
• Samantha Bee: Migrant kids update—Трамп fixed it! Part II
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Will Michael Cohen turn on President Dotard Трамп?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп can’t stop excusing himself
• Lauren Mayer: I’m a Jew and I know than ain’t Christian!
• Stephen: Why is Трамп so hot on the Space Force?
• Ari Melber and friends: Трамп lies about migrant kids echo fascistic mechanism
• The Laura Ingraham detention center summer camp extravaganza!

• Seth Meyers: The Трамп team’s lies about immigrants and family separation
• Jonathan Mann: Jesus followed the law
• Full Frontal: The cult of impeachment
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Melania Трамп’s jacket sends mixed border messages
• Stephen: Corey Lewandowski’s life in two words—Womp Womp
• WaPo: The Трамп administration’s latest shift on immigration
• Rachel Maddow: Americans finding ways to work against Dotard Трамп immigration policy
• Mark Fiore: Born into a policy of cruelty
• Stephen: Трамп’s executive order to undo an executive failure
• Vox: The voices of children separated at the border

Jimmy Kimmel: The week in unnecessary censorship.

Greenman: Houston, Harvey, and and a hot ocean.

WaPo: Four years after riots in Ferguson, Mo., this part of the city is still reeling.

Jim Jefferies Jordan Peterson on free speech and college protests.

Trevor: So much news, so little time.

Roy Wood, Jr.: Wilmot Collins—From African refugee to Montana mayor.

Late Show: The NRA—Keep your hands off my dog’s guns

Jimmy Fallon: David Hogg and Lauren Hogg recount the trauma of the Stoneman Douglas shooting.

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I don’t know how America recovers from the Trump era. Impeaching him isn’t going to be enough. Even if everyone in the administration goes to jail for war crimes and crimes against humanity, I don’t know that it would be enough.

I don’t know how America recovers from the Trump era. Impeaching him isn’t going to be enough. Even if everyone in the administration goes to jail for war crimes and crimes against humanity, I don’t know that it would be enough.

I hope that y’all can make it to the protest of Trump’s immigration policies. Of the separation of families. Of the denial of refugees rights. This is America, but it doesn’t have to be. You can find info on the Seattle protest here. Or other locations here. Move On will ask for your info, and give it to them or not, you can still go to the protest.

Are you fucking kidding me?!? The news about families being torn apart and children being confined in cages or tent cities by ICE is quite sobering. It makes me REALLY need a drink. Whatever your reasons are, stop by the Seattle Chapter of Drinking Liberally tonight to share some politics over the beverage of your choice.

We meet every Tuesday at the Roanoke Park Place Tavern, 2409 10th Ave E, Seattle. You’ll find us in the room at the rear of the tavern beginning about 8pm.

Can’t make it to Seattle? There are 253 chapters of Living Liberally, including 23 in Washington state, six in Oregon and three in Idaho. Find a chapter near you. Or consider starting your own chapter.

I dig the hell out of Seattle on a day like today, and the whole weekend. Being so far North, the sun is out forever. It’s too hot but not tooooo hot. I went on a couple nice walks.

It’s too bad that the republic is dying, sure. But at least Mertle Edwards park is amazing.

Job 1
Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.

And the LORD said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.

And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?

Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?

Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.

But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.

And the LORD said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the LORD.

Discuss.

Jimmy Kimmel: Ted Cruz has basketball on the brain.

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 1

Vox: How TV gave us the classic soccer ball.

Mental Floss: Summer facts and life hacks!

Samantha Bee: The myth of crisis actors, Part 2

Daily Show: Secession vs. a two-state solution in California

MinuteEarth: Rise of the mesopredator

The Dotard Трамп and Other Petty Tyrants:

• Chris Hayes: Horror at the border—“We have no idea when or if mother and child will be Reunited”
• Stephen: Трамп met with Kim Jong Un… Now what?
• Jimmy Kimmel: Mommin’ with Sarah Huckabee Sanders
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Who’s sleeping better, Paul Manafort or The Dotard Трамп?
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Pres. Vicente Fox
• Vox: What does “denuclearization” mean?
• Stephen: Трамп’s habit of ripping up papers is against the law
• Maddow: Paul Manafort appears to choose jail over helping Dotard Трамп Russia probe
• Seth Meyers: GOP’s Трамп “cult”; Трамп Foundation lawsuit; Comey report
• Michael Brooks: Dotard Трамп Jr. suddenly realizes his father doesn’t love him, while on FAUX News
• WaPo: Unraveling President Трамп’s claims about the North Korea deal
• Stephen: Sarah Huckabee Sanders has her eyes (and lies) on the exit
• Conan: Conan on the North Korea summit
• Heads of State: “Die Die Die”—Dotard Трамп sings about Obamacare:

• Stephen: The Mueller probe is about to “hit the fan”
• Trevor: Трамп gets a lawsuit and an FBI report for his birthday
• Samantha Bee: Canadian enemies and nuclear friends
• Late Show: The Dotard Трамп summit spectacular
• Young Turks: Cartoonist fired over Трамп
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп made a movie for Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Трамп celebrated his historic summit with a historic lie
• Conan: Kim Jong-un’s video message for Трамп
• Lawrence O’Donnell: Трамп tries to “steal the grief” of fallen soldiers’ parents
• Trevor: Трамп hands a PR victory to Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Трамп is fighting for Russia and fighting with Canada
• Chris Hayes: White House can’t fill open positions, turns to job fair
• Bill Maher: Justin and The Dotard:

• Seth Meyers and friends: Do we like Michael Avenatti?
• Stephen: The odd movie trailer Трамп showed Kim Jong Un
• Farron Cousins: Трамп gets condemned by Canadian parliament in unanimous vote
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kathy Griffin
• Jimmy Kimmel: Dotard Трамп and Kim Jong-un’s friendship inspires Jimmy
• Young Turks: Republicans are using slave owners’ favorite bible verse to justify child prisons
• Stephen: The IG report could lead to the impeachment of Hillary Clinton
• The Late Show: The Трамп/Kim boxing match
• Conan: A Canadian responds to Трамп’s latest attack on Justin Trudeau
• Bill Maher: A feckless stunt
• Stephen: Jeff Sessions cites the Bible in separating children from parents
• Late Show: How North Korea is reporting the summit
• Farron Cousins: Entire Трамп family named in massive charity fraud lawsuit
• Lawrence O’Donnell: New York A.G. files fraud lawsuit against Dotard Трамп Family Foundation
• Stephen: Трамп will use his “touch” and “feel” with Kim Jong Un
• Seth Meyers: Трамп meets Kim Jong-un
• Mark Fiore: Axis of allies.
• Jimmy Dore: Rick Perry sounds like he’s losing his mind:

• Stephen: Anthony Scaramucci & Michael Avenatti debate over Rosé.
• Trevor: Shredding Трамп
• Ari Melber: The Dotard Трамп is lying about his child migrant policy
• Jimmy Kimmel: White House reveals everything Трамп gave to Kim Jong-un
• Stephen: Anthony Scaramucci & Michael Avenatti predict Трамп’s fate
• Young Turks: Ex-CIA agents training ICE to be more evil
• Daily Show: Verified survivor—Kirsten Gillibrand
• Rachel Maddow: GOP keeps pressure on DoJ in effort to sink Трамп–Russia probe
• Conan: The Kim Jong-un photobomber is now dead
• Stephen interviews Stephanopoulos’ interview of Трамп

Jimmy Kimmel: This week in unnecessary censorship

Maine passes rank choice voting.

Listen to Black women

Full Frontal: The Irish abortion referendum.

Electile Function and Dysfunction:

• WaPo: Did The Dotard sink Mark Sanford?
• David Pakman: Should Democrats be panicking about 2018 polls?
• WaPo: Behind the “rigged system” of drawing Congressional boundaries.
• Bill Maher: Billy Eichner on glam up the midterms
• WaPo: Women triumph in Virginia’s Democratic primaries
• David Pakman: Russia is ACTIVELY MEDDLING in 2018 election RIGHT NOW!
• Sam Seder: Democrats win HUGE in Wisconsin—Scott Walker is scared to death
• WaPo: The time California tried to change the redistricting game: Part 1
• WaPo: The time California tried to change the redistricting game: Part 2

Jim Jefferies: Carol Burnett on staying apolitical in political times.

Bill Maher: New Rule—#BlueToo.

Jimmy Kimmel does research on blobfish Ted Cruz.

Minute Physics: Relativistic addition of velocity

Last week’s Friday Night Multimedia Extravaganza can be found here.

I am beginning to suspect that it was a bad idea to elect a violent white supremacist as President. I mean, President is a shitty job, and most Presidents are shitty people. But, at least we could have been done with the Presidents who support ripping babies away from their parents. Not since slavery was outlawed, I think.

History won’t be kind to us.