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Man, I just can't believe the 50 SHADES saga is coming to an end. What a journey it's been, huh?

INTERESTING DISCOVERY: When you search #solo on twitter to see what people are saying, you get A LOT of results that are just people masturbating.

SCREENWRITING TIP: Watch PLANET EARTH II. It's an eloquent reminder that there are really only three universal character motivations: f*cking, eating and not getting eaten.

BOARDING UPDATE: In case you were wondering, it was NOT a funny, beautiful, nurturing woman who just sat down in the seat next to me. It is a middle-aged man who brought his own crackers. But I’m not incredibly disappointed... again.

Watching pro wrestling as a kid, it never occurred to me that SLAM (or SLAMMED) would become the single most ubiquitous VERB in the headlines of legitimate news publications.

You never hear anyone described as "just zealous enough."

FILMMAKING TIP: If you wanna be taken seriously as a DIRECTOR, you've gotta have a photo of yourself holding an ENORMOUS VIEWFINDER for all trade publication announcements, or else people won't know you're a director and assume you're just some shmoe.

It's funny 'cause when I watched the finale of Murphy Brown, I thought to myself, "I wonder what Murphy'll be doing in, I don't know, say... twenty years?"

"BIGGEST SNUBS" is one of my all-time favorite pairings of words. I'll always click on that f*ckin' article.

I feel like I'm just one enormous music career away from being a lot more attractive to a lot more people.

Had the inexpressible privilege this year of getting to know and work with Alli every day. She was a dynamic, feisty, shrewd, HILARIOUS, generous, warm, affectionate and gloriously crazy person, and it's not fair she won't be here to see the finished film she worked so hard on.https://twitter.com/DEADLINE/status/954529690609360897 …

The pilot just said he “might whip the ponies a bit” to get us there in 6 hours, and I’m now going to be using that expression CONSTANTLY.

The greatest distance between any two points is from wherever you are... to your gate at JFK

NOT looking good for Leonard Part 7

Nick Cage is 54 today and f*ckin' prime for a comeback!

ALWAYS REMEMBER: Les is Moonves

You're not a real man until someone's cauterized your open wound by sprinkling gunpowder in it and then lighting it on fire.