Karl the Fog  ☁️

May in most of the northern hemisphere: "summer is coming up, I finally get to wear short sleeves!!" May in San Francisco: "summer is coming up, time to bust out my scarf and wool pea coat"

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Yes it’s gonna be grey until September Z

Started from the ocean now we herehttps://twitter.com/drewtumaabc7/status/995797840847753216 …

RIP Summer 2018 (5/11/18 – 5/12/18)

*Temperatures in San Francisco* Your app says: 64 degrees In the sun it feels: 77 degrees In the shade it feels: 49 degrees

WEATHER ADVISORY: temps will reach the mid-70s today, residents are encouraged to use sunscreen since they haven’t seen the sun in months

I just ate San Francisco. It tastes like dark chocolate sea salt flavored edibles, and tipped over electric scooters.

"Now arriving at Fog Station, don't forget your bags and winter parkas"https://twitter.com/AdamHertz/status/994033839583313920 …

May the fog be with you (every day until mid-September)

What the world needs now is fog, sweet fog It’s the only thing* that there’s just too little of ______ *also includes guacamole, Lucille Bluth, protected bike lanes, pardoning of people with previous marijuana convictions, presidential impeachments

Who needs sunshine when you can have a cold, grey, windy, never-ending sea of fog

Weather forecast for the next 4.5 months: Foggy in the morning Sunny from 2:08-2:23pm Foggy in the evening

Weather in San Francisco Jan: Feb: Mar: April: May: June: July: Fogust: Sept: Oct: Nov: Dec:

Afternoon forecast: 1pm: cloudy 2pm: sunny 3pm: cloudy and windy 4pm: sunny and warm 4:08pm: cloudy again lol 4:09-7pm: nap to avoid work, cleaning, friend drama, relationship drama, or any combo above 7:01pm: burrito o’clock

Things to be happy about: 1) when they don’t charge extra for guacamole 2) puppies (doing literally anything) 3) this miserably warm “let’s find a place to drink outside” weather is almost over

After taking a few weeks off for vacation, I’ve returned for 420: National Cloud Appreciation Day

March in San Francisco: -28 straight days of rain, wind, and cold -1 day of holy shit where did this come from life is suddenly amazing

Today’s forecast: hella rainy with a high chance of working from home